comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
Diversity, Equality and Discrimination course

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Just tell them about AG, PG and Miss Rapt. They'll probably give you a bye and a special badge

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"Fat, black and gay "



Surely it's a pre-requisite for leading such a course?

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Maybe it's because they don't have one

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Do you want her to sit on your face? I know how much you like ethnic minorities and lezzers...

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comment by Zachsda (I saw a coathanger and laughed) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
The Gym
Never been in her bloody life


I used to work in book manufacturing with the fattest woman in the world.She went to the ice cream van one night and the guy said, "You might as well have the tyres, you've eaten everything else on the van"

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Blimey

comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 34 minutes ago
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant in trouble.
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No, that's really happening.

comment by Wearethefamous THFC .. (U19211)
posted 22 minutes ago
Found it









My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.















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We regret that you're not someone else as well

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Morning. Got a phone call from a recruitment agency yesterday. The CV was 9 years out of date. Made me feel old.

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 36 seconds ago
Morning. Got a phone call from a recruitment agency yesterday. The CV was 9 years out of date. Made me feel old.
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Funnily enough I was just thinking that im about 8 years out of date

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comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
Diversity, Equality and Discrimination course

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Just tell them about AG, PG and Miss Rapt. They'll probably give you a bye and a special badge
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And show them a pic of you with Sizzle

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comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by newWAYNEorder, the gentleman (U20092)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 34 minutes ago
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant in trouble.
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No, that's really happening.
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Yeah I know fella.

Have you heard the Spirit song?
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I mean you normally do fibs on these

I don't think I have heard it.

Is it like Rolf Harris doing Stairway?

A-hmmmm a-hmmmm *wobble wobble*

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comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 7 minutes ago
Morning. Got a phone call from a recruitment agency yesterday. The CV was 9 years out of date. Made me feel old.
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Hate having to talk to those sub-reetards.

"I see the last 25 jobs on your CV, since 1997, are contract positions, would you consider a permanent post?"