ACT 4

I walk past her as I get off.

She looks nervous.

I kind of ignore her.

Then I turn round, laugh and smile, and say, well ******* it was nice to meet you.

She says yes and smiles.

I get my bag out of the bus. She taps me on the shoulder, says goodbye and holds her arms out for a hug.

I lean in and plant a kiss on her neck.

She says no and walks off...

I stand there shaking my head as I smoke a fga.

Just as I'm finishing the cigarette, she suddenly appears again, almost running, with a smile on her face, but what looks like tears in her eyes.

She says "selfie" and holds her phone up, but her hand's shaking like crazy...

She points questioningly towards town.

I nod and say i'll jist finish my cigarette.

She nods.

She goes to phone someone.

I say come on, and we start walking.

We go past a bar, and I say "coffee ?".

She says, "perfecto" and we go in the bar and take a couple of seats outside...

We sit down and order a drink.

She leans over and starts massaging my chest and my arm.

I put my hand behind her, and start gently rubbing her lower back under her top...

I'm a tired mess now though...

We sit there like that for a couple of minutes.

I'm stroking her skin with my fingertips, just above her bum.

I tell her she's got great skin, and whisper that she's a sxey girl.

She sits up and says something about translation.

I say it's fine, but she asks a group of lads at the table in front of us something. They ignore her.

We carry on for a minute.

She stops again and asks them again.

This time they listen.

She explains something to them.

They all look amazed and fall about laughing.

I start laughing...

She asks the waitress if she speaks english.

The waitress looks dumbfounded and shakes her head apologetically...

I tell her to relax. She sits back for a minute. i ask her for a kiss (we're actually on seperate adjoining chairs) and she says no. She says "one ok, no two". I say, "ok then i'll have my one". She says no and gets up. I tell her to sit down. She sits down. She asks for my number, and takes it. I ask her for a kiss again and she offers me her cheek. I sigh. She gets up, says goodbye, and walks off...

I pay the bill for the drink...

Oh, when i tried her drink she took the straw out ??? Nnnoooo. Surely not.


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As i go, i notice the girl who had translated for us, sitting at the next table.

She's smiling and shaking her head in disbelief.

I leave.

THE END

Jist thinking she might have sukced him off on the bus.

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Yeah sann

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hand in hand on the back seat, with a hot bird who gives blowies to strangers on buses journies.

And i facked it up

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comment by 'That guy' J (U1059)

posted 10 hours, 1 minute ago

It's a bad photo of her that. The one on my camera I look decent

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Are we looking at the same picture?

Yeah, not exactly my dream girl tbh.

If it was her in the younger pictures though, she was an absolute knockout.

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Got to be some sort of scam mate, gets on the bus, finds lonely men travelling on their own, shows nudey pics to get them started etc...

Have you checked you have your wallet?

But yeah, fack going for a kiss, you should have got a handjob at the very minimum.

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 18 seconds ago
Got to be some sort of scam mate, gets on the bus, finds lonely men travelling on their own, shows nudey pics to get them started etc...

Have you checked you have your wallet?
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I thought it was a scam.

Wasnt though.

She was just a bus pervert.

Also, the people laughing in the bus and the cafe... she's probably told them what's going on... or they know the drill sorta thing.

comment by 'That guy' J (U1059)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 18 seconds ago
Got to be some sort of scam mate, gets on the bus, finds lonely men travelling on their own, shows nudey pics to get them started etc...

Have you checked you have your wallet?
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I thought it was a scam.

Wasnt though.

She was just a bus pervert.
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so what about the people laughing when she asked them to translate... most likely she said "let me play this idiot for a bit longer, I'm trying to nick his ipad"

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 18 seconds ago
Also, the people laughing in the bus and the cafe... she's probably told them what's going on... or they know the drill sorta thing.
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They DEFINITELY did not know the drill