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How's the movie ?
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I'm watching "the Hallow" now. First movie was OK but the infusion of alzeimers and possession was possibly not in great taste.
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Alziemers the illness, or the disolveable digestive tablet ? *


* hang on, is one of them Alcaseltza ?

Anyway, I neeeeed sleep.

Enjoy the film

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comment by Admin1 (U1)
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comment by The J catastrophe (U1059)
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How's the movie ?
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I'm watching "the Hallow" now. First movie was OK but the infusion of alzeimers and possession was possibly not in great taste.
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hhhmmm

my mama-in-law has Alzheimer's and it is far more horrific than any demonic possession
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Very sorry to hear this Forza.

Edin ?

I have a question about young, hot, single, sociable girls.

It's in two parts :

a) do they sleep with a different guy every night ?

b) what is the typical programme/ routine for initiating a new partner into the rota ?

B) fast feet and intense staring

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Grow up M
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Last warning for you

Wrecked all day, went for pints last night you up to anything?

Is it me, or is this page in 3D ?

http://cine-thisio.gr

comment by messiahkane (U1399)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
B) fast feet and intense staring
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Sigh with me readers.

Feel the irony with me *




* particularly those who've watched my 3 girls the last couple of weeks, or were in that bar the other night

I go in the bar and ask if there's a dance floor. A member of staff says no. I dance anyway. A couple of minutes later a guy cleare the stage, and enthusiastically asks me to go up. I get another g and t and hop up. I am on fiiiiirrreee readers. Hips goin like crazy, rockin my body to the music. Everyone in there crowds round, or turns to face me. All the girls are laughing and blushing.

There's a couple of hotties in there with a couple of fellas, and we're making eye contact as i turn into a modren day john travolta.

One of the hotties comes for a dance, and we're moving back and forth across the floor in front of the stage, with me dancing with her between my legs. We're having a grewt time. I dance into her, dance out of her, and she follows me back, im spinning.

A lad comes and asks me to teach him to dance, and i get him movin.

I get back on the stage, and now other people are finding places to dance at the back by the doors. Everyone else in there's watching me and grinning.

I say to a member of the bar staff to let me kniw if i take things too far, because i can get a bit carried away. She tells me to just keep enjoying myself.

I dance with the hottie again. This time her boyfriend loses it with her and gives her an absolute ballacking.

I start doing a strip. Teasing the audience with my tshirt. At this point most couples leave. Eventually i tease off my tshirt, and someone else hops on the stage to dance with me, as one of a number of now very unhappy looking lads in there throws an ice cube at me, which prompts me to put my tshirt back on.

Towards the end of the night now, and there's one hot girl at the back going absokutely apethis on the newly formed dance floor, looking at me and grinning from esr to ear as she danced like she's consumed half the city's whizz and charlie in the space of half an hour.

Then i notice a lad who knows the guys at the hostel with the waitress. I sit down with him. He says to me, you know, i tried so many times to make friends with you. I dont know why you didnt go along with it. I say wow man, i never noticed. Then i realised he was talking as the barmaid. Went back to my hotel and messaged her at half 3 telling her im sorry baby, i didnt realise and i was in love with her face and her legs.

Next morning i text salsa girl telling her id have adored her. Go for brekkie and some girl rolls her eyes at me, like, "durrrrrrrrrrrr. Arrrrryyy potta".

As Andy Murray thrashed the living daylights out of some pathetic foreigner, the Wimbledon Royal Box was once again a who’s who of people who are infinitely better than scuum like you.

1. Britain’s most important owl

2. The Duchess of Seex

3. Balding, effeminate millionaire, married to the Duchess of Seex

4. All England Club vice-chairman Frank Otter

5. Parky

6. Mary Parky

7. The teacher from The Breakfast Club

8. Dracula, £250,000 a year vampire

9. Chairman Mao, £250,000 a year Chinese maniac

10. Good Life bombshell Felicity Kendal. What a shame.

11. Sheila from the canteen has snuck in again. Cheeky biitch.

12. Man with giant Afro

13. Fack knows. Some arrsehole probably.

14. Kate Middleton’s secret mum

15. Big Ian. Not to be trifled with.

16. Helena Bonham-Carter

17. Klaatu from The Day the Earth Stood Still. Not to be trifled with.

18. The Ghost of Wimbledon

MORE than 800,000 front row seats to watch London’s property market collapse in April next year have already sold out.

The tickets, which only went on sale on Wednesday, have proven hugely popular with provincial Britons who usually travel to the capital for West End musicals.

Susan Traherne of Nottingham said: “This is the big one. They’ve been building up to it for years, and it’s going to be spectacular.

“I can’t wait to see all those foreclosure signs springing up on the luxury apartments and the chorus of aggrieved homeowners crying ‘It’s worth half what we’re paying on the mortgage.’

“Apparently there’s a really moving performance of ‘This buy-to-let was meant to be my pension’ early in the second half that will have everyone in tears of delight.

“And the big closing number, when the banks move to Frankfurt and the Londoners all chant ‘A two-bedroom flat worth a million pounds, were we mad, were we mad, were we mad?’ sounds epic.

“It’s very far-fetched, of course. Couldn’t happen in the real world where the rest of us live.”

BRUCE Springsteen is not that good and no amount of listening to Thunder Road is going to change that, it has been claimed.

Springsteen, or ‘The Boss’ as he is for known some reason, is often cited as one of the musical greats despite some confusion as to what he has actually done that is amazing.

Nathan Muir said; “My mate insisted I listen to Darkness at the Edge of Town. So, I did and it’s not that good.

“He said to me that I ‘just don’t get it’ which is weird because I get everyone else like The Beatles and Leonard Cohen and people like that.”

Roy Hobbs added: “Streets of Philadelphia is a good song but when are you ever in the mood to listen to it?

“Actually Atlantic City is a good song as well, but it’s hardly enough for a Greatest Hits. Or to get the nickname The Boss.

“I think The Bloke would be more appropriate.”

A WOMAN believes popular brands of sportswear such as Adidas and Nike are designer clothing.

Office worker Nikki Hollis regularly confuses high street brands with actual designer labels like Gucci, particularly when discussing her favourite topic, ‘scroungers’.

Hollis said: “All the people on the benefits programmes on Channel 5 wear designer labels like Adidas, Puma and Dunlop. They must be rich as kings.

“I work like a slave 36.5 hours a week and there’s no way I could just go into Sports Direct and buy a Nike tracksuit. I don’t know how much they cost but it’s probably £2,000 at least.

“There’s a bloke down the road on incapacity benefit and he’s always flashing his designer Reebok trainers around. I bet his mobility scooter was made by Versace.”

An Adidas spokesman said: “Our products are not technically ‘designer’ because we don’t employ a top couturier like Coco Chanel to make £40 polyester tracksuits.

“Also it’s unlikely that Liz Hurley would have gone to the premiere of Four Weddings and a Funeral dressed as a small-time cannabis dealer from Middlesbrough.”

THE UK is to ditch Trident and spend the £170 billion savings on a retractable roof to cover the entire country.

The roof, based on those used in sports arenas, would cover the whole of the UK during bad weather leaving everyone nice and dry.

Joanna Kramer, head of the civil service procurement team, says: “What’s actually made British lives miserable these last 50 years, Russian ICBMs raining down or actual rain?

“A barbecue isn’t ruined by the threat of nuclear holocaust – if anything it adds piquancy – but countless garden parties and school sports days have been turned into soul-sapping washouts since 1945.

“Imagine the peace of mind, the security of seeing it roll out overhead, the washing on the line safe at last.”

But Nicola Sturgeon said, “Would you trust Theresa May to have her finger on the button? It’d always be closed for rain in London when it’s lovely in Edinburgh.

“We demand to have our own independent roof which also covers the European Union.”

A MAN who fiercely opposes the all-female Ghostbusters reboot is unconcerned about a female prime minister.

Nathan Muir of Oxford, who has posted more than 450,000 online comments opposing the new Ghostbusters film, described the all-female candidate list to lead the country as “no biggie”.

He continued: “Whoever’s most qualified for the job should win, I suppose. They both seem fine.

“But I cannot believe people are actually planning to see the film with the most downvoted YouTube trailer of all time. Does the public’s voice mean nothing at all?

“Buying that ticket will have economic and social consequences that do not bear thinking about, and I don’t just mean a sequel.

“There’ll be an all-female Top Gun by the end of the decade. That’s what we face.”

Muir added: “Millions of childhood could be ruined forever if we make the wrong decision. There is no excuse for complacency.

“This Andrea woman if I had to pick one, I guess. Sure she’ll do a great job.”