BRITAIN is to start the weekend early in celebration of Michael Gove’s pathetic failure.

The justice secretary was humiliated in the second round of the Tory leadership contest, giving a moment of unbridled happiness to a nation worried about the consequences of Brexit.

Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “More champagne!”

Jane Thompson, from Stevenage, added: “I want to see his face! I want to see his face!”

She continued: “Perhaps Brexit won’t be that bad after all. Perhaps no

SAM Allardyce has been ruled out as England manager because he would actually like to do the job, the FA has confirmed.

The Sunderland manager, who has a track record of taking teams who are not as good as they think and making them better, has repulsed FA chiefs with his enthusiasm and keenness.

A spokesman said: “He actually wants the job? He wants to be England manager? What’s wrong with him?

“Oh dear me no. No, we’re looking for a foreign manager with an impressive CV who is ideally still employed and not in the least interested in the position, like Arsene Wenger.

“After that we’ll try someone high-profile but unemployed, like Frank de Boer, then Louis van Gaal and Guus Hiddink both have the recent record of failure and huge salaries we’re looking for.”

The spokesman added: “The priority has to be getting the rights results in qualification for the 2018 World Cup in Russia and 2022 in Qatar. We don’t want to go to either of those.”

WALES’ plucky performance in the semi-final of Euro 16 has reminded England fans that their team was not even remotely plucky.

Wales lost 2–0 to Portugal last night but gained many fans for their brave, plucky attitude and plucky, spirited team effort.

England fan Norman Steele said: “Let us remember that the England team were not brave or plucky and they didn’t put any effort in. At all.

“Even Scrappy Do was plucky. England weren’t even Scrappy Do.”

Portugal win

Nani giving Ronaldo the Captains armband back after the game

Ronaldo has more European Championships than Messi, Neymar and Suarez combined.

Fault!

FAHKT is obv what I meant. Must pre read when posting from an obstinate spell checking phone

You do realise that you've essentially been talking to yourself for 45 minutes?

comment by Christopher - Frequently Mistaken For A Man Called RRP (U20930)
posted 43 minutes ago
You do realise that you've essentially been talking to yourself for 45 minutes?
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Wayne, with more of his "quality" comments ??

I don't know why someone doesnt just ban the fackin loser. He's never contributed a single decent thing to the thread the whole time he's been here.

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All intentional. Thought the readers would prefer something new to read, rather than the same old turgid fantasy delusions of a sad old man.

Most of it was copy n paste anyway.

Public service posting

comment by The J catastrophe (U1059)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Christopher - Frequently Mistaken For A Man Called RRP (U20930)
posted 43 minutes ago
You do realise that you've essentially been talking to yourself for 45 minutes?
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Wayne, with more of his "quality" comments ??

I don't know why someone doesnt just ban the fackin loser. He's never contributed a single decent thing to the thread the whole time he's been here.
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And the award for MOST IRONIC COMMENT 2016 goes to....

comment by The Ace Face (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by nWo, drink, girls, feck! (U20092)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
WALES’ plucky performance in the semi-final of Euro 16 has reminded England fans that their team was not even remotely plucky.

Wales lost 2–0 to Portugal last night but gained many fans for their brave, plucky attitude and plucky, spirited team effort.

England fan Norman Steele said: “Let us remember that the England team were not brave or plucky and they didn’t put any effort in. At all.

“Even Scrappy Do was plucky. England weren’t even Scrappy Do.”
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You make your own pluck.
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England plucked off.

Last out, first in.

Commitment

It's a sad sad situation....

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comment by Wearethefamous THFC (U19211)
posted 27 minutes ago
should be Js theme tune
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Genius!

And we are. Wtf do you know about it sann ?

You used to be quality on here. A poor man's ace face. And that's not a bad thing at all.

Now you just come across as bitter and lazy. Get some personality back fella

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