comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 1 minute ago
Spurgs is suprisingly mean
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This is true. Plays with me like a cat with a vole.

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comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by JWinks (U1059)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by JWinks (U1059)
posted 6 minutes ago
Has everyone else got an unofficial middle name ?

Is this something else I'm missing out on ?
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I have 3 christian names. The priest decided to add the third and my parents didn't object, i never use it though.
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Cool story Pi55ypants

Your secret's safe with us
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Pi55ypants?


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No idea either
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My guess as to the extra name the vicar gave you

comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 2 minutes ago
Spurgs is suprisingly mean
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He's blunt.

Very northern irish, in my racist opinion

comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 10 seconds ago
A vole?
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A small shrew-like creature.

My cat used to bring them in all the time. Catching and letting go, chasing, catching, letting go etc...

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comment by Galvs. (U10415)
posted 29 seconds ago
Oi! us atheists just wanna help yous see the light.
It's an Osram 40 watt bulb...the future is dim.
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O2 be a cat.

comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 4 seconds ago
I know what a fecking vole is
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Well why did you write 'a vole' followed by a question mark?

Vole is a very accurate description of you ben

You're not a facking atheist galv, you don't even know what you are. You're religious beliefs change with the wind, you were a Buddhist a couple of months back ffs.

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comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 7 minutes ago
Spurgs is suprisingly mean
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How mean did you expect me to be?

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comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 1 minute ago
Questioning your choice of analogy
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How can you question a personal memory which I've used as an analogy?

comment by Galvs. (U10415)
posted 2 seconds ago
A vole is a small rodent; a relative of the mouse, with a stouter body, wispy hair, and a smaller head, it's diet is predominantly vegetables and recreational drugs.
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Laughs

Was hoping for a ben grammer byte.

comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 13 seconds ago
Galv is to politics and religion what J is to dating
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Very, very good.

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comment by Edinropa League © (U1109)
posted 10 seconds ago
Was hoping for a ben grammer byte.
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She has no teeth mate, wouldn't hurt

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comment by JWinks (U1059)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Blarmy - #ChelseaCharge (U14547)
posted 2 minutes ago
Spurgs is suprisingly mean
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He's blunt.

Very northern irish, in my racist opinion
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Feck off Bresslaw