Fak knows whats happened to the deaf bird. Im sure that was her "boyfriend" in there last night.
We did alroght in the wuiz anyway.
Came 7th out of about 15 teams. Most of the teams had about 6 or more members, so we done alright just the 2 of us.
The barmaid was watching us all night.
Pretty sure she thought id pulled.
"Just wish id gone for that kiss after she said realllly?"
Is this the bit just immediately after she put you in the friend zone?
My shoulder hurts readers.
comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted 4 minutes ago
My shoulder hurts readers.
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Still?
Yeah, it's bad. Could be a lonnnngggg term injury this. Think there's a trapped nerve.
What the fakkkkk happened to that bird ????
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She was having a nice time sann. Dont you doubt that.
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She was having a nice time sann. Dont you doubt that.
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Was wordplay mate
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She was some sort of medical worker or something.
Reckons some young woman died in her arms yesterday.
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Wha's appened nah?
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Just girls sann.
Just girls.
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I know she liked me.
There was something.
I said why wont you come back.
She said, "think about it. I was the only girl in here alone, and you joined me" or something. And then she stopped.
Just wouldnt budge.
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I got the day wrong.
I think she mightve slept with me if i got that one right.
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3rd march is a tuesday.
What day is 1 july ?
How did i get it wrong ?
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posted on 18/1/17
Fak knows whats happened to the deaf bird. Im sure that was her "boyfriend" in there last night.
posted on 18/1/17
We did alroght in the wuiz anyway.
Came 7th out of about 15 teams. Most of the teams had about 6 or more members, so we done alright just the 2 of us.
posted on 18/1/17
The barmaid was watching us all night.
Pretty sure she thought id pulled.
posted on 18/1/17
"Just wish id gone for that kiss after she said realllly?"
Is this the bit just immediately after she put you in the friend zone?
posted on 18/1/17
My shoulder hurts readers.
posted on 18/1/17
comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted 4 minutes ago
My shoulder hurts readers.
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Still?
posted on 18/1/17
Yeah, it's bad. Could be a lonnnngggg term injury this. Think there's a trapped nerve.
posted on 18/1/17
What the fakkkkk happened to that bird ????
posted on 18/1/17
Flew the nest
posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
Saan
posted on 18/1/17
She was having a nice time sann. Dont you doubt that.
posted on 18/1/17
comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
She was having a nice time sann. Dont you doubt that.
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Was wordplay mate
posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
She was some sort of medical worker or something.
Reckons some young woman died in her arms yesterday.
posted on 18/1/17
comment by ®åρtorā” (U1071)
posted 29 seconds ago
Wha's appened nah?
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Just girls sann.
Just girls.
posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
I know she liked me.
There was something.
I said why wont you come back.
She said, "think about it. I was the only girl in here alone, and you joined me" or something. And then she stopped.
Just wouldnt budge.
posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
I got the day wrong.
I think she mightve slept with me if i got that one right.
posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
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posted on 18/1/17
3rd march is a tuesday.
What day is 1 july ?
How did i get it wrong ?
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