tiny flatmate in ealing who used to follow me around and do paintings of my ckoc in her room.

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Excuse me, what?

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comment by Galvs...Chubby bats (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
Reminded me of my tiny flatmate in ealing who used to follow me around and do paintings of my ckoc in her room.


What the ACTUAL fack is this now?
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She was utterly obsessed with me.

I kept....fingering her ? Maybe facked her ???? In the living room, because she was just always....THERE.

Anyway, she was an artist, and she started doing a portfolio of my pensi.

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comment by Galvs...Chubby bats (U10415)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted about a minute ago
GIVE ME YOUR FKCING LIOS YOU STUPID BIHCT
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Give you the what on the what now?
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Give me your lips.




Just let me show you

comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
A COUPLE who have enough money to make their house bigger should stop whining about the trauma it is causing them, it has been confirmed.

Robben and his partner Emma Bradshaw keep harping on about how stressful it is to have builders in their house despite the fact that they paid them to be there.

Bradshaw said: “The builders did explain before they began that it would be a messy and inconvenient process, but we didn’t bother to listen because we were discussing whether Farrow and Ball’s ‘Elephant’s Breath’ would work in the new kitchen nook.

“Then they turned up with hammers and dust and noisy tools and caused absolute carnage. They’ve been here for literally days, acting as if structurally altering a house is a big deal.

“Despite the fact that we are intelligent people who understand what ‘building’ is, we are feeling the need to explain our surprise and disgust to everyone, but most especially our friends who can’t afford to buy houses in the first place.

“Maybe it seems like a first world problem, but I’m sure an Eritrean woman escaping her country on a leaky boat could sympathise with the inconvenience of not having all your cooking utensils to hand.”

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comment by Galvs...Chubby bats (U10415)
posted 20 seconds ago
pocket book?
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Easel and canvas

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comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Galvs...Chubby bats (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
Reminded me of my tiny flatmate in ealing who used to follow me around and do paintings of my ckoc in her room.


What the ACTUAL fack is this now?
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She was utterly obsessed with me.

I kept....fingering her ? Maybe facked her ???? In the living room, because she was just always....THERE.

Anyway, she was an artist, and she started doing a portfolio of my pensi.
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Pensi? Like a bonsai?

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comment by Galvs...Chubby bats (U10415)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
She actually retracted her lips.

Right at the end.

I said, give me one kiss. Just let me show you, so you can decide.

And she mimed spitting her drink in my face.

And then, she sucked her lips in and offered me her cheek like that.
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Touchdown in the Friendzone!!!
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She fancied me.

I turned her on. Im sure i turned her on.

No idea why she put me there.

I guess she arranged to meet with ritchie from 5. She gave him the nod right at the end. So i guess that.

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I had the other bird chasing my mout on my bed.

Without fail, the girls will chase my mouth after a few kisses.

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I look at the pictures in Deir, and the fackin SAA are just like standing around like a bunch of kids standing out in the cold hoping not to have to actually play any rugby.

YOU HAVE GOT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES.


YOU

NOONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT


FIGHT

comment by Dáve (U1060)
posted 57 seconds ago
Stinks
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It doesnt stink.

Ive got a gorgeous mouth.

It's a gift.

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comment by Galvs...Chubby bats (U10415)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Galvs...Chubby bats (U10415)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Marty McJ (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
She actually retracted her lips.

Right at the end.

I said, give me one kiss. Just let me show you, so you can decide.

And she mimed spitting her drink in my face.

And then, she sucked her lips in and offered me her cheek like that.
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Touchdown in the Friendzone!!!
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She fancied me.

I turned her on. Im sure i turned her on.

No idea why she put me there.

I guess she arranged to meet with ritchie from 5. She gave him the nod right at the end. So i guess that.
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she mimed spitting her drink in your face.nice girl
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She was a nice girl.

Russian heritage btw.

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