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2001: "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.

comment by Galviatric (U10415)
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Yeah, i was just watching that.

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 24 seconds ago
2001: "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.
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He's had some absolute belters old Phil.

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Im actually 100 percent normal.

If i have someone then i am beyond normal.

It's must when i dont. Then, admittedly, i am not normal.

She just needed to go for it, and it wouldve good as anything.

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 28 seconds ago
One of the most famous came in May 1999, when Philip reportedly made a joke at the expense of deaf children, joking that they were deaf because they were sitting near a Caribbean band he did not like; Philip said, “If you’re near that music it’s no wonder you’re deaf,” according to The Telegraph.
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Well, they couldnt hear him.

No harm done.

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 6 seconds ago
In 2009, Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth met Stephen Menary, a teenage army cadet blinded in an IRAbombing. After Queen Elizabeth asked him how much of his sight he had left, Philip said, “Not a lot, judging by the tie he’s wearing,”

ffs
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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 1 second ago
According to The Guardian, in 1995, Philip asked a Scottish driving instructor, “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
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That one was a fair question tbf.

Not sure why that one's in the list ?

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 38 seconds ago
According to The Independent, Philip said of the recession in the 1980s, “A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone’s working too much. Now that everybody’s got more leisure time they are complaining they are unemployed. People don’t seem to make up their minds what they want.”
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Again, he has got a point.

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Think i'm going to watch some Bagpuss.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dpwhohWhrEE

(Cue galv, pretending he remembers Bagpuss)

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Galv, i had her mate. I had my girl.

Fack.

Once upon a time.

Not so very long ago.

There was a little girl.

And her name was Emily.

And she had a shop.