comment by David Blinkett (U10415)
posted 48 seconds ago
Bet half her house stinks now
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Funny you should say that.

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Oh, i thought you said "trousers".

It went all over them.

"It's too much" she said, slightly shocked.

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Dave, it wouldve been a cracking idea 5 years ago mate

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comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 36 seconds ago
It's still a cracking idea tbh, you've just changed

Onwards, once Galv leaves the country for the first time, we'll get him on it
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Ive decided that im going to offer to take her to the beach resprt for the weekend and offer myself as her sxe slave, in return fkr her getting a termination

Think she might go for it

comment by David Blinkett (U10415)
posted 10 seconds ago
Places I've been to.......a small list......

France
Belgium
Holland
Germany
Spain
Greece
USA
Scotland

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You missed out Suffolk and Dorset ffs

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There are stunning birds fackin everywhere in manila.

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comment by David Blinkett (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
Aint that an offence?
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Going to Suffolk ?

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comment by Zachsda(stealing sausages since 1978) (U1850)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 3 minutes ago
Ive decided that im going to offer to take her to the beach resprt for the weekend and offer myself as her sxe slave, in return fkr her getting a termination

Think she might go for it
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What woman wouldn't
Kill your child and I'll buy you an ice cream
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I'll stick that down as plan B Zach

Thanks

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I'd pulled that norwich hottie you know.

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comment by David Blinkett (U10415)
posted 54 seconds ago
Probability she is pregnant 50/50
Chances its yours 0.000000000001%
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Not quite sure on those figures, but i've made note of the basic premise. Cheers.