Worked out what Joker was dancing to

Alicia Keys No One

Anyone fancy watching would i lie to you ?

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Workin. Who's on it?

- fat turkish guy
- clare whatsit who used to present grandstand
- the wife of the fella from fast show wife
- token white bloke guest

i've already seen this online

You're not selling it.

oh it's a best of

MORTIMER IS ON NOW THO

Mortimer's a qualified dog masseure

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comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
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comment by Sarah Connor CALL YOURSELF A FAKCIN 9 ??? (U22316)
posted 34 seconds ago
- fat turkish guy
- clare whatsit who used to present grandstand
- the wife of the fella from fast show wife Vicky Coren Mitchell?
- token white bloke guest
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You could break beer bottles on Victoria MItchells diddies
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Definitely would.

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comment by Bales (U22081)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Sarah Connor CALL YOURSELF A FAKCIN 9 ??? (U22316)
posted 34 seconds ago
- fat turkish guy
- clare whatsit who used to present grandstand
- the wife of the fella from fast show wife Vicky Coren Mitchell?
- token white bloke guest
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You could break beer bottles on Victoria MItchells diddies
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Definitely would.
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are diddles bobos ?

hard bobos are about the biggest turn off in a woman for me.

Totally agree if they're fake but she's all woman.

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the bird who was wakning me off in the bar on my last night and got sent for a lie down, i basically turned down because of her niplpes. lots of girls in cambodia have small bobos but good nipples. i can live with that fine. but big bobos with small niplpes...nah.

* this is relevant because her bobos were a bit hard, but tbf weren't too bad. they were decent actually. except for the niplpes.

turning it off

someone ought to event a bucket for the time to go into, so when we wonder where it's gone we can just look in the bucket.

Production planning specifies activities for the future. Usually these activities are described in terms of what to do (e.g., how many units of certain products to be produced) in different “time periods” in the future. These time periods are called time buckets.

comment by Bales (U22081)
posted 1 minute ago
Production planning specifies activities for the future. Usually these activities are described in terms of what to do (e.g., how many units of certain products to be produced) in different “time periods” in the future. These time periods are called time buckets.
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wow ! gtfo !

so anyway, which was the best out of these ?:

1.
What I'm looking for is something interesting or fun or both. Possible I'd like to be a small part of someone's life. Someone to meet up with occassionally and chew the fat with. Someone to confide in. Someone to share lighter moments with and who can take away the burden of someone's day. In time, perhaps we might become lovers, and I can share my magic with my new friend.

2.
I have an ability to put people at ease, and to make them feel a little bit lighter about life. In that vein, I'd like to be somebody's part-time confident. To listen to them and to help them relax and share their burdens with me, as well as the occasional moment of humour.

In return, all I ask is that they let me look into their eyes. If in due course they want to add a hug, that would be welcomed.

3.
I'm pretty flexible in terms of what I'm looking for. Basically, I don't care as long as I meet with someone 'good'. Are you good ? If you are, then I will be whatever you want me to be. Whatever it is that you need in your life. As long as it's not cleaning your shoes or whatever. Tbh, for the right person I wouldn't even rule out cleaning your shoes. No, wait. I would. I want more than that. I want something more than cleaning your shoes. The first time that I meet you, I want to make you laugh and make you think. Even if it's just for a second. I want to make you decide you have a reason for seeing me again. I don't really care what that reason is as long as I give you a reason. And I think I can do that. Will it end spooning on a sofa with me rubbing your skin with a soft brush, and searching for the softest most sensitive parts of your feet with my fingertips ? I don't know. Let's park that for now and aim for me being something better than a shoe polisher. Over to you.


The real answer btw, is that I'm looking for someone to look after, but you can't really put that.

It's good to have Bales back on here

Hope I don't scare the fella off

10 minutes til 4 out of 10 +1.

gonna get a baileys

wonder how Rapt's getting on...

I think 1 is the best fit. An appropriate woman for you would probably like it too. Just drop the magic part and you’re good to go!