Unless you married up and the middle class comes from her side in which case tell the boy to listen to you instead

My missus and mum had a drunken back and forth on Friday which ended in my mum (whose a pansy) crying. I apparently didn’t support her enough in the moment and got a bollocking. Facking only person who wasn’t drinking during the meal (in fancy restaurant) as well. Worst facking night ever.

Food was good tho

comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 5 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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I don’t think bloody, b*llocks, god, heck, hell, Jesus or ya wee scroat count

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 6 minutes ago
NY
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Ware in NY?
upstate or NYC?

Who bollocking you?

Ware is in Hertfordshire fella

comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is freedom Confusion is next and next after that is the truth (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 6 minutes ago
NY
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Ware in NY?
upstate or NYC?
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Galvs been to NY was what I was saying,

I’ve been twice stayed in Brooklyn (sheit) and Staton Island (less sheit but still sheit)

What fella is ware in Hertfordshire

comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 2 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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Nothing wrong with a quick and stern "don't use language like that please Toby"

*other names are available readers

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 58 seconds ago
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 5 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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I don’t think bloody, b*llocks, god, heck, hell, Jesus or ya wee scroat count
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i can sware at work full volume in Nnapluletano dialect n nobody knows

i even tort averybody too say 'big gaping ass' n they think they saying 'smell the flowers'

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 4 minutes ago
My missus and mum had a drunken back and forth on Friday which ended in my mum (whose a pansy) crying. I apparently didn’t support her enough in the moment and got a bollocking. Facking only person who wasn’t drinking during the meal (in fancy restaurant) as well. Worst facking night ever.

Food was good tho
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You were on good form on here too, which is the main thing.

comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is freedom Confusion is next and next after that is the truth (U22472)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 58 seconds ago
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 5 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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I don’t think bloody, b*llocks, god, heck, hell, Jesus or ya wee scroat count
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i can sware at work full volume in Nnapluletano dialect n nobody knows

i even tort averybody too say 'big gaping ass' n they think they saying 'smell the flowers'
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Why would you say that?
Is that the Napololitan version of cheese?

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 5 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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I don’t think bloody, b*llocks, god, heck, hell, Jesus or ya wee scroat count
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If I'd said Jesus or b*llocks when I was 11 Id've been reprimanded. Bloody as well. Probably god too tbh, but not so much that it was a bad word as an inappropriate attitude.

Say cheese I should say

comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is freedom Confusion is next and next after that is the truth (U22472)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 58 seconds ago
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 5 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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I don’t think bloody, b*llocks, god, heck, hell, Jesus or ya wee scroat count
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i can sware at work full volume in Nnapluletano dialect n nobody knows

i even tort averybody too say 'big gaping ass' n they think they saying 'smell the flowers'
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comment by Tennis Tim (U22695)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 5 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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I don’t think bloody, b*llocks, god, heck, hell, Jesus or ya wee scroat count
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If I'd said Jesus or b*llocks when I was 11 Id've been reprimanded. Bloody as well. Probably god too tbh, but not so much that it was a bad word as an inappropriate attitude.

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I remember retelling this joke to my mum and having no idea why she hit me.

What's the definition of a drawing pin?
A smartie with a hard-on.

Was another few years before I even knew what one was

comment by Echo of Glory (U22718)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Tennis Tim (U22695)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 5 minutes ago
Missus came down on my 11 year old like a ton of bricks for saying ‘bloody hell’, fell out with her due to backing him up (not in front of him) by telling her it wasn’t proper swearing. Surely I’m right here? Was referring to my head teacher as a spunkgobblingbeardycunt when I was younger than him. This is an issue when you grow up working class and raise your kids middle class, same as me telling him to let his hands fly if someone starts picking on him when the Missus is saying tell a teacher and don’t fight.
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I don’t think bloody, b*llocks, god, heck, hell, Jesus or ya wee scroat count
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If I'd said Jesus or b*llocks when I was 11 Id've been reprimanded. Bloody as well. Probably god too tbh, but not so much that it was a bad word as an inappropriate attitude.

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I remember retelling this joke to my mum and having no idea why she hit me.

What's the definition of a drawing pin?
A smartie with a hard-on.

Was another few years before I even knew what one was
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did you laugh ?

Having a really bad Fantasy NFL week

I must have conformed/laughed/regaled for shame

Doesn't even make sense, although 'what's the definition of ....? was in fashion as the beginning of jokes around that time

Definition of suspicion
Nuns keeping fit by doing press ups in cucumber fields etc

Great days.....

comment by Echo of Glory (U22718)
posted 1 minute ago

Definition of suspicion
Nuns keeping fit by doing press ups in cucumber fields
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that's the definition of suspicious, not suspicion

Anyway, I meant did you laugh when you found out what a smartie was ?

Shut up

comment by Tennis Tim (U22695)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Echo of Glory (U22718)
posted 1 minute ago

Definition of suspicion
Nuns keeping fit by doing press ups in cucumber fields
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that's the definition of suspicious, not suspicion
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