Ace

Errrmmm Sem ?

Planning to go to church tonight.

Comment deleted by Site Moderator

comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted 8 minutes ago
Planning to go to church tonight.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Best night to half inch the lead off the roof.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Probably give that a miss tbh sann, but thanks for the suggestion

After a couple of flirty smiles with the hot waitress:

(Think.of.something)
"Do you know if there's a church near here ?"
"What ?"
"Do you...is there... (looks at her headgear and tries to work out what religion that is) errr...it doesn't matter"
"We close at 9 every day"
"Thanks"

https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1474355339906719779?t=7I9GhDprq0tIfMMP3oyCsQ&s=19

She's muslim

I've asked her to come to zanzibar with me

Notefor tomorrow: Jasmine

comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 35 minutes ago
https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1474355339906719779?t=7I9GhDprq0tIfMMP3oyCsQ&s=19
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I was pretty smooth there btw. Only had one course and found out:

- she lives in Moshi
- she works every day
- she finishes at 9
- she's Muslim
- she makes a mean sweet Lassi
- she smiles when you say you like the Lassi and you like the waitress
- she dreams of going to zanzibar one day
- but she can't swim
- she can swim but she's scared of the water
- she's fine on a boat though
- her name's Jasmine
- she likes my name and thinks it's funny when someone tells her they've got a nice name but they aren't a nice person
- the guy on the next table walked 15km today with his parents
- they're supposed to be climbing kilimanjiro tomorrow but they're all sick so might not go

comment by Sem (U9729)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
Mines just crashed and burned

Father in law (theyre hosting) tested positive so I've just done a mad dash around the local corner shops in Harrogate to get food and stuff so we have something in for tomorrow!

No biggy, our family of 5 are all together!

Hope everyone hasna good one 🙂
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Merry Christmas Sem

And the rest of yas I suppose.

Just been to the pantomime and now chilling before the big guy comes tonight with the presents.

Nice day with the wife and kids. Lots of food and beverages to enjoy.

Enjoy your day with the people you love the most as we all know life is short to worry about things you cannot change.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Dances with Wolves is a great film.
One of my all time favourites

"and now for our last hymn"

comment by peks - 1974 (U6618)
posted 48 minutes ago
Dances with Wolves is a great film.
One of my all time favourites
----------------------------------------------------------------------

That's lovely to know that.

Thanks for sharing Peks

comment by Bãles left boot (U22081)
posted 1 hour, 23 minutes ago
And the rest of yas I suppose.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh well that is kind of you

Echo, you ever been a Father Christmas ? Like with the beard and the hat and stuff ?

Could imagine you doing that

A washed up performer trying to make a little money in his older age

Yeah i see it

Merry xmas Galv

Happy Christmas Bales, MK, Blarmy

Merry Christmas team. Have a good one

Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas all