If you believe that, you’re a bigger dhipshhit than I thought

I swear we have the most ridiculous fanbase that knows absolutely nothing about football.

Don't know how much more evidence is required for some of you numbskulls.....when Bruno doesn't play we tend to lose a lot more games and score less goals.

It wouldn't be all that bad if this fella was alone in this. I remember after the spurs game many on here being upset that his red card got rescinded an he'd be available for the next game... SMH.

It does concern me that there’s a lack of positional discipline with Bruno, but I don’t think people can question his work rate and even really his numbers, relative to the squad.

To suggest he’s trying to get himself banned is a bizarre take, imo.

Without him we’ll have hardly any creativity.

I do most often feel more comfortable playing United with Bruno in the team tbh.

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin (U2958)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
If you believe that, you’re a bigger dhipshhit than I thought
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FFS

what a mess of an internet hate article

FFS we stand no chance now with Bruno available. Our availability and fitness issues are going to cost us this season. Lack of injuries and suspensions to Casemiro mean that he is also available for tomorrow. If we are not careful these will mount up and we will be forced to continue to play our first choice line up which would put us at a massive disadvantage for the rest of the season.

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin (U2958)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
If you believe that, you’re a bigger dhipshhit than I thought
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I do indeed believe it. 100%

comment by comic (U23223)
posted 42 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin (U2958)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
If you believe that, you’re a bigger dhipshhit than I thought
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I do indeed believe it. 100%
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QED

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin (U2958)
posted 2 hours, 48 minutes ago
If you believe that, you’re a bigger dhipshhit than I thought
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OP is not a United supporter, it's a wum account. But he must be as thick as a whale omelette to set up a wum account when we're so poor, we're there to be shot at anyway.

Any chance the OP could try to get himself banned to spare us this trash? It's like Aids for the mind.

Absolutely.

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 5 hours, 28 minutes ago
Without him we’ll have hardly any creativity.
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He creates Fack all these days either.

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 5 hours, 28 minutes ago
Without him we’ll have hardly any creativity.
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He creates Fack all these days either.
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Yet it’s still way more than anyone else in midfield

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 5 hours, 28 minutes ago
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He creates Fack all these days either.
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Seems Comic has a friend on here

Bruno is going to be Rashford next year. It's the same traits. If we are serious we should be selling him. But we won't. He'll become a burden financially and someone will say we are bad fans. We get what we deserve

We'll probably lose tomorrow, but we won't be conceding goals because of Bruno so why would you take away the one player who's capable of creating anything.

Btw whatever is said of Rashford, he'll be a loss tomorrow. In this fixture against Pool, I'd want him there even if it's coming off the bench.

comment by Playmaker (U22780)
posted 4 minutes ago
We'll probably lose tomorrow, but we won't be conceding goals because of Bruno so why would you take away the one player who's capable of creating anything.

Btw whatever is said of Rashford, he'll be a loss tomorrow. In this fixture against Pool, I'd want him there even if it's coming off the bench.
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Bruno is the cause of quite a few attacks against us, to be fair.
He creates a lot, he facks up a lot, he's continuously out of position, he runs a fack load.

He reminds me of Rooney before he needed selling. His output is just enough to warrant keeping him. As soon as his output goes, then Bruno should go.

comment by Ali - 🇪🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (U1192)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Playmaker (U22780)
posted 4 minutes ago
We'll probably lose tomorrow, but we won't be conceding goals because of Bruno so why would you take away the one player who's capable of creating anything.

Btw whatever is said of Rashford, he'll be a loss tomorrow. In this fixture against Pool, I'd want him there even if it's coming off the bench.
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Bruno is the cause of quite a few attacks against us, to be fair.
He creates a lot, he facks up a lot, he's continuously out of position, he runs a fack load.
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Can't argue with that. But 9 times out of 10 it's a brainfart from our CBs or goalie or a set piece.

Don't get me wrong I agree he lacks discipline but if we weren't conceding all these soft goals due to our defending, I think ppl wouldn't be so critical of Bruno's fck ups.

On his day he can change the game for us. We also don't have anyone else with his vision and passing. I'd rather have him than not. We look absolutely dire creatively without him.

Do I think like Rashford he needs to go? Yes.

With this current squad, he is the best attacking player we have whether you like it or not. There is nothing unfortunate about him playing. There are some people that like to put this argument the team would play better without Bruno and this is utter waffle.

It is like the waffle folks like Robb put forward when they said we will press more and score more once Ronaldo is gone, hehehe.

Rashford needs to leave for a number of reasons but he's nowhere near our worst forward player. So he won't be leaving on that basis but more so that he's on huge wages, not playing well for a while now and he himself wants a new challenge.

Every time I see us without Bruno we are a good 25% to 30% worse. It's a massive myth that his carelessness on the ball being absent for a game will make us better. It just never does.

Tomorrow is going to be an absolute mauling, with or without Bruno.

I just don’t see us competing.