RVP - I could get him drunk and make him sign a contract!!

Arsene - I could get him drunk and make him sign an agreement to bring in a new defensive coach.

Vermaelen - To intimidate bouncers.

Bendtner - The ideal wingman, he'll hit on every girl in a really cheesy way, allowing me to go over with the 'sorry about my friend' angle.

Theo - He'd be so drunk after one round of drinks that every time we fancy a drink we could convince him that it's his round again.

Also I would like to pose a question, a v. important one at that haha.
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Why did you laugh there? Is that a nervous laughter or a slightly demented one. I have person at work that always blurts out a demented laugh after he finishes a sentence...... Darren is that you?

Yippee haha, another gooner haha, to take the pi$$ out of haha, and guess what you can create articles from a phone, haha.
Packet of wine gums and you'd be lashed ya plank.

Oh god, not a derby fan.

Theo - He'd be so drunk after one round of drinks that every time we fancy a drink we could convince him that it's his round again.

Ive been out on the lash with Theo - He had 2 bottles of Bud all night!! But to be fair, he didnt look that drunk.

i dont drink


but if i did:

szszs - he just seems like a complete joker. he's like one of the lads who would sleep with a bird and then go and tell her dad to wind him up.
frimpong - again a complete joker. he'd probably think he could get all the chicks but really i would show him up.
bendy - like someone mentioned above, a wing man. these guys are always needed. me and him would be the perfect pulling team. he'd go in first and then i would pounce.
arshavin - despite being 30 he would still have to bring id. everyone would be jumping around dancing and the little meerkat would be standing all alone in the corner, laughing at everyone.
joel campbell - i would like to get to know him better

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Yippee haha, another gooner haha, to take the pi$$ out of haha, and guess what you can create articles from a phone, haha.
Packet of wine gums and you'd be lashed ya plank."

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I bet you don't have many friends.

i'd go out on the lash with almunia - just so i could get him so drunk that he'd fall asleep, meaning i could drive him to dover and stick him on a ferry. then we'd never see him in an arsenal shirt again.

Does it show?

No you sound like a cracking laugh mate

Haha, not as much as you haha, wait a minute is that some grass growing over there, haha.

ok i may have gone ott on the haha's, haha

No sweat, it takes a big man to admit it.