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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint and three packets of intercourse crisps please." The barman looks at him weirdly and says: ".. Cheese and onion?" And the giraffe says: "No thanks, I have a hole in my shoe".
I know, I know. I just need to be absolutely certain though. I'm a pretty cool guy usually so I need to not get it wrong.
Right while The Undateables continues here im off
Night
certain of what? you should start out with small talk really if anything, thats not hard
i dont get it. is he doing to use the crisp as a layer in his shoe ?
Well, mainly my pride. I would definitely have to talk to her in a less private situation then at a bus-stop.
JPB read it. Read it again. Think about it. Then re-read. Took me ages to work it out which is why i laughed
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Neon go cwyin home like da likkle bwoi you are blad
no pride to be lost in maning up, i will take your pride (metaphorically and sexually) if you dont go talk to her, how much to you talk to her at the moment?
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It's just that I seriously want this one to work, usually it is just a meaningless relationship. I am ready to attempt yo make this my first proper one. There in that lies the problem.
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you will have to talk to her and be flirting with her before you go out then
I have not talked to her for about a month. I rarely see her at college for some reason. I always used to see her around.
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well start talking to her again or she will find it creepy if you just go up and open up everything, just a simple hi or even just a smile is good enough
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Neon - That is right. I've got about 5 different Aunt Deidrie's to write too now.
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or she thinks you dont want to talk to her
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint and three packets of intercourse crisps please." The barman looks at him weirdly and says: ".. Cheese and onion?" And the giraffe says: "No thanks, I have a hole in my shoe".
posted on 21/4/12
I know, I know. I just need to be absolutely certain though. I'm a pretty cool guy usually so I need to not get it wrong.
posted on 21/4/12
Right while The Undateables continues here im off
Night
posted on 21/4/12
certain of what? you should start out with small talk really if anything, thats not hard
posted on 21/4/12
i dont get it. is he doing to use the crisp as a layer in his shoe ?
posted on 21/4/12
Well, mainly my pride. I would definitely have to talk to her in a less private situation then at a bus-stop.
posted on 21/4/12
JPB read it. Read it again. Think about it. Then re-read. Took me ages to work it out which is why i laughed
posted on 21/4/12
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posted on 21/4/12
Neon go cwyin home like da likkle bwoi you are blad
posted on 21/4/12
no pride to be lost in maning up, i will take your pride (metaphorically and sexually) if you dont go talk to her, how much to you talk to her at the moment?
posted on 21/4/12
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posted on 21/4/12
It's just that I seriously want this one to work, usually it is just a meaningless relationship. I am ready to attempt yo make this my first proper one. There in that lies the problem.
posted on 21/4/12
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posted on 21/4/12
you will have to talk to her and be flirting with her before you go out then
posted on 21/4/12
i dont get it.
posted on 21/4/12
I have not talked to her for about a month. I rarely see her at college for some reason. I always used to see her around.
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posted on 21/4/12
well start talking to her again or she will find it creepy if you just go up and open up everything, just a simple hi or even just a smile is good enough
posted on 21/4/12
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posted on 21/4/12
Neon - That is right. I've got about 5 different Aunt Deidrie's to write too now.
posted on 21/4/12
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or she thinks you dont want to talk to her
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