I support Manchester United because we have a glorious tradition of producing good looking players.
The Neville brothers, Butt, Chadwick amongst others.
As well as producing these, we love to buy the good looking chaps too.
RVN, Blomqvist, Stam, Vidic etc.
This is the main reason I support Manchester Red
Did you guys enjoy your bonuses we got for us winning the league? I bought a new hat of champions with mine.
Yeah, premier league pace.
I am a manchester united fan, because Barcelona is in spain which is a long way from surrey pubs
Aw no Stretty is here. Who else dislikes Stretty? I dislike his personality. What do you dislike about him?
Do you silike me coz I dont have enough premier league pace? Not my fault Im slow as F. Your fault. Tripped over trophies. You wouldnt know about this coz you were booted out of champions club.
Ah horseradish, forgot I was kicked out of champions club. What do I have to do to get back in? Missing my trophies. Having to use real plates, drink out of real cups, kiss real boys, and use a real toilet. Give me my trophies back!
Sorry told you that you had to treat the better, you didnt. May just give you a weeks ban from touching/looking at trophies rather than a full kicking out.
Ah does that mean I need to go down to the trophadone clinic to get my fix for a week? Inconvenient.
One bonus of supporting Man United is the immense jealousy, bitterness, and even outright hatred from all the ABUs
I'm a United fan because I'm a womens' hairdresser and it suits my image.
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Barry Smith resides 4h 57mins drive from Old Trafford, North East.
I'm a yernitid fan because I can't think for myself and am in effect a dribbling ret@rd
I'm a United fan because your girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount.
I`m a Utd fan because..........
Sorry, I`d need LSD to answer that!
and I live in manchester not stockport
and I dont have a hairy lip
and twisted , and scottish ?
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posted on 14/6/11
I support Manchester United because we have a glorious tradition of producing good looking players.
The Neville brothers, Butt, Chadwick amongst others.
As well as producing these, we love to buy the good looking chaps too.
RVN, Blomqvist, Stam, Vidic etc.
This is the main reason I support Manchester Red
posted on 14/6/11
Did you guys enjoy your bonuses we got for us winning the league? I bought a new hat of champions with mine.
posted on 14/6/11
Yeah, premier league pace.
posted on 14/6/11
I am a manchester united fan, because Barcelona is in spain which is a long way from surrey pubs
posted on 14/6/11
Aw no Stretty is here. Who else dislikes Stretty? I dislike his personality. What do you dislike about him?
posted on 14/6/11
Do you silike me coz I dont have enough premier league pace? Not my fault Im slow as F. Your fault. Tripped over trophies. You wouldnt know about this coz you were booted out of champions club.
posted on 14/6/11
Ah horseradish, forgot I was kicked out of champions club. What do I have to do to get back in? Missing my trophies. Having to use real plates, drink out of real cups, kiss real boys, and use a real toilet. Give me my trophies back!
posted on 14/6/11
Sorry told you that you had to treat the better, you didnt. May just give you a weeks ban from touching/looking at trophies rather than a full kicking out.
posted on 14/6/11
Ah does that mean I need to go down to the trophadone clinic to get my fix for a week? Inconvenient.
posted on 14/6/11
One bonus of supporting Man United is the immense jealousy, bitterness, and even outright hatred from all the ABUs
posted on 14/6/11
I agree.
posted on 14/6/11
I'm a United fan because I'm a womens' hairdresser and it suits my image.
posted on 14/6/11
don't get it.
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posted on 14/6/11
Barry Smith resides 4h 57mins drive from Old Trafford, North East.
posted on 14/6/11
I'm a yernitid fan because I can't think for myself and am in effect a dribbling ret@rd
posted on 14/6/11
I'm a United fan because your girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount.
posted on 14/6/11
I`m a Utd fan because..........
Sorry, I`d need LSD to answer that!
posted on 14/6/11
cos im not bitter
posted on 14/6/11
and I live in manchester not stockport
posted on 14/6/11
I'm bitter
posted on 14/6/11
and I dont have a hairy lip
posted on 14/6/11
coz barry smith is
posted on 14/6/11
I have a hairy lip.
posted on 14/6/11
and twisted , and scottish ?
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