Would love to take the bait Pie, but I'm going out for the evening.

Enjoy your night in on an internet forum. See ya.

Hi Wowhine, I'm already out. Isn't technology brilliant.

What bait?

Have a lovely evening, and think well of those enduring your company...

I think going out's overrated....Peter Sutcliffe used to go out all the time. Didn't really make him a better person....

I actually studied to be a nurse but i didn't have the patients.

I studied to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.

If thats true Pie you should become a teacher

Pie, is there a way for me to comment on 606 whilst being away from my place of residence? There's me sat by my desktop with my dial up connection on full throttle?

On another note, didn't realise there were under 18 nights on a Friday, where do you live WOW?

Little Wow's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the baby, was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Wow's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Wow's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Wow told his dad he understood completely. When Wow looked in the crib he said," What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Wow."
Wow said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes, the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision "

"That's great," said little Wow, "cuz he'd be $h|t-outta-luck if he needed glasses."

Is that because he might have to spend ten minutes in a room with Wowhine?

Ldr, a phone with tinternet, tablet pc or maybe send a message on a pigeon...

I fully suspect you weren't serious LDR, but if you'd like some impartial advise about smartphones and tablets then I'd be happy to offer it without forcing an 84 month contract down your throat along with a phone that is as useful as a tin of beans for capturing solar flare activity readings.

You guys are literally blowing me away with your technical knowledge, the next thing you'll be telling me is you have colour television sets!

Samsung Tocco Lite, Blackberry curve are cheaper phone options... or iPad if you want a tablet.

You know it makes sense...

Or you can just buy a wireless laptop and walk past that neighbour you know doesn't password protect their connection.

No such thing SKA...

There is on my street. Or so I've heard.

A wireless laptop?

How do they charge it?

With a.........charger wire.

Duuuuh de de deeeee...

Windows shut down...

HTC Mozart running Windows phone 7.5
is loverly

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