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I like this one best.
Glass Coffins
Will they catch on?
Remains to be seen.
They say the most common surname in China is Chang.............
Correct me if i'm Wong.
Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters used to define bra sizes, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for?
Well its time you became informed!
(A) Almost t!ts.
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Damn!
(DD) Double Damn!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
I'm currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a very long corridor .....
I'm in it for the long hall ....
These have made my day
I especially like the last one
Interviewer to a woman who had 22 children.
'Why so many children?'
'Well, I just love my husband.' the woman replied.
Interviewer said -
'I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.'
a girl from Croydon has 15 kids all called Dave.
this sparked interest from the papers so she got an interview.
the interviewer asked "why are they all called dave?"
the girl replies "well that is easy, if i want them to all come down for dinner then i say Dave come for dinner and they all come down for dinner" "it saves time"
the interviewer, looking confused askes "how do you call them individually?"
girl replys "thats easy too, i just use thier sir name"
lol some good ones lads :D
Here is a joke what I wrote:
My girlfriend fixes peoples roofs.
Talk about high maintenance.
"Did you roof her ?"
No but I insulated her loft hatch if you know what I mean...which I don't.
if you take an oriental person...
spin them around in a circle a few times....
do they become disorientated?
Dwarf is arrested for breaking into a 2nd floor window
He said
The other 6 put me up to it...
"lost the plot" OP
That made me chuckle though....,laugh.
That's how you improve a Friday!
a dad gives his s16 y/o son £20 and says
"son i want you to go out and come back a man" and gives him a wink.
son replies "ok dad i get it, see you later"
whilst he is out he sees his nan.
"what are you doing out this late?"
the boy replies "dad gave me £20 to become a man nan"
the nan says "don't woork kid, i'll do that for you"
so the head back to his nans and get it on.
when the son returns home he gives his dad the £20 back.
stunned his dad says"i thought i told you to come back a man?"
" i am dad, nan did it for me"
even more stunned the dad replies "
WHAT YOU F'd MY MUM?"
so the son says "well it is only fair, you F'd mine"
Thru
There's a lot wrong with that....
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I like this one best.
posted on 25/11/11
Glass Coffins
Will they catch on?
Remains to be seen.
posted on 25/11/11
haha nice one Robby
posted on 25/11/11
They say the most common surname in China is Chang.............
Correct me if i'm Wong.
posted on 25/11/11
loool
posted on 25/11/11
Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters used to define bra sizes, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for?
Well its time you became informed!
(A) Almost t!ts.
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Damn!
(DD) Double Damn!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
posted on 25/11/11
I'm currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a very long corridor .....
I'm in it for the long hall ....
posted on 25/11/11
These have made my day
I especially like the last one
posted on 25/11/11
Interviewer to a woman who had 22 children.
'Why so many children?'
'Well, I just love my husband.' the woman replied.
Interviewer said -
'I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.'
posted on 25/11/11
a girl from Croydon has 15 kids all called Dave.
this sparked interest from the papers so she got an interview.
the interviewer asked "why are they all called dave?"
the girl replies "well that is easy, if i want them to all come down for dinner then i say Dave come for dinner and they all come down for dinner" "it saves time"
the interviewer, looking confused askes "how do you call them individually?"
girl replys "thats easy too, i just use thier sir name"
posted on 25/11/11
lol some good ones lads :D
posted on 25/11/11
Here is a joke what I wrote:
My girlfriend fixes peoples roofs.
Talk about high maintenance.
posted on 25/11/11
Did you roof her ?
posted on 25/11/11
"Did you roof her ?"
No but I insulated her loft hatch if you know what I mean...which I don't.
posted on 25/11/11
if you take an oriental person...
spin them around in a circle a few times....
do they become disorientated?
posted on 25/11/11
Thatch your loft, i hope
posted on 25/11/11
Dwarf is arrested for breaking into a 2nd floor window
He said
The other 6 put me up to it...
posted on 25/11/11
posted on 25/11/11
"lost the plot" OP
That made me chuckle though....,laugh.
posted on 25/11/11
That's how you improve a Friday!
posted on 25/11/11
a dad gives his s16 y/o son £20 and says
"son i want you to go out and come back a man" and gives him a wink.
son replies "ok dad i get it, see you later"
whilst he is out he sees his nan.
"what are you doing out this late?"
the boy replies "dad gave me £20 to become a man nan"
the nan says "don't woork kid, i'll do that for you"
so the head back to his nans and get it on.
when the son returns home he gives his dad the £20 back.
stunned his dad says"i thought i told you to come back a man?"
" i am dad, nan did it for me"
even more stunned the dad replies "
WHAT YOU F'd MY MUM?"
so the son says "well it is only fair, you F'd mine"
posted on 25/11/11
Thru
There's a lot wrong with that....
posted on 25/11/11
...i can do worse!
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