To the tune of "Can I Kick It"
Roman Abramovich "rapping";
"Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Well hes gone!
- GONE!"
I thought the content of the article would set the tone for this article, yet it seemed I hit more nerves than hearts with my lyrics
Shouts to Godlessbarnes for recognising the realness nah mean? Mans keep 'Below the Heavens' in rotation but I aint messing with that electro ish so tough get me? I done got an 07 og copy my dude. Lay out 500 big ones and we'll talk. Get me bro? I see you though cuz. A lot of kids aint gonna get the reference. Real talk.
Also shouts to Lucas for puffing on that heavily fumigated deadly mean green. Good lookin bro.
For ALL your lot :
You are about to witness the strength of Spurs knowledge ...
Straight outta Tottenham, crazy formation almost like 4-4-2
From the gang called Spurs with Arrytude.
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and Adam/Terry get sent off
You too, boy, if ya f--k with me
The Premier League are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo a-s-s, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk WUM wannabees that's showin out
G00ns start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and beat em 2-1 in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a Mertesacker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo a-s-s
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a Bale move
Here's a winning sequence rap to keep yo dancin
with a W9-D1 record that p---ses off Phil Thompson
Oh yeah, Adebayor is the tool
Don't make me act the motherf---in fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin Sky 4 out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherf---ers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital T-H-F-C
Boy you can't f--k with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz BAEs' hair is crazy as f--k
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta
Tottenham
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Shout out Stig Meister. I catch you on the flipside homez. Keep it real. LAMBO!
Arsene vs Harry
Harry:
Yo Arsene, You specky-git
Why do you always claim “I never seen it”
Are you really that stupid Or just out of your mind
I think too much w#@8ing has made you go blind
I hate your poo-squatting, It’s just plain wack
How do you stop stuff coming out ya crack
If you do that at the Lane they’ll show you no mercy
By the way, King found something in his back pocket
It’s Robin Van Persie
Arsene:
I don’t have to respond to this
I’m far too bright
I choose my words carefully
Unlike you harry you gob-sheyte
You cannot criticise my record, look at my career
I know I’m not perfect but at least I don’t have verbal diarrhoea
I hate you Arry. You keep beating my boys
Making me throw bottles around like a little kid with toys
But I’ll get my own back , and that will make me happy
And you’ll all bow down to the king of tippy tappy
To the tune of Soulja Boy;
"Tottenham Hotspur win eff all,
Every year they win eff all,
Tottenham Hotspur win eff all,
They won't sneak into top four,
Now watch them loooooooose,
(Bale will get injured)
Now watch them loooooooose,
(Van Der Vaart aswell)
Now watch them loooooooose,
Now watch them loooooooose,"
RDBD NWA & Spurs, what more could you need.
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N17 and Spurs FTW.
Come on the "Village People" . 8bitzero ?? Bubbles ??
Where's WengersNearlyMental, the <StephenFry> of 606 ??
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Suarez vs Evra
Suarez
I get the ball and I pass you…..no stress
Turn to the left, and leave you hanging like your P.nis
I got skills you and your team can only dream of
Check MOTD, I take up the episode and then some
Im a beast, you just a lil black boy
I play with, call you my Negrito toy
Evra
You overrated son, should check your first touch
Heavier than a fat frank after breakfast, brunch and lunch
Your skills are weak, I see you on the floor…
You go down faster than when a pimp instructs a ho
Im united son,
kiss the badge, watch me get knighted son.
I get medals, always will always have
You can still stand there, looking like ET’s your dad
To all the mans steppin up to the plate in this thread ya boy done posted out a healthy stash of mean green to your addresses in order to keep this party rockin until the early hours nah mean? Aight cool.
my name is squillaci and i'm really good
when it's cold i wear a hood
I was right to be hesitant to click on this.
Top Article
Hahahahaha trust the spurs fans to take part and be the best
The harry redknapp bars were hilarious!!!
I'm completely F---ING AMPED now !!!
Back to my 2nd generation hip hop days 87-89.
Two more classics pending the RDBD treatment if needed ...
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Terry vs Anton
Terry
Listen here you lil black
Im sorry if I don’t seem to appear a lil blunt
But im tired you using the fame of your big brother’s name
To claim that you a footballer, your defending is lame
Im the king, im the G and I run this game
I’ll spread your girls legs and then im astray
Im dark, but never like your complexion
Im Darth Vader, yes I am your father, son
Anton
Yeah…listen, uh
Terry, check it out
I'm a man that made his own name
Not like you who only defends when carvalho holds ya hand
You stink son much like your useless club
I bet you got herpes from another mans bum
I see you trying to act all tough and big
Miss the penalty, tears run down for free
Anton to Terry:
See john, why u gna cause more controversy?
Then again its to be expected, its in the propercy
You being captain of england is a disgrace
Especially considering your not even open to every race,
But not only that, your s--t john,
It was clear for every1 to see when RVP left you on your bum,
Hold wait, I swear I remember that sight?
Oh yh that's it, the CL Final haha what a night!
Your an embaressment crying like a baby,
Maybe that's why you stole bridge's lady!
Honestly john I could keep cussing you forever,
But hopefully 1 day you get what's coming to you, and the only chick you can get it the 1 from eastenders, HEATHER!!!
John Terry's reply:
You f--king black C--T!!!
Lucas I did the terry one!!!!!
I guess the question is, who's better????
comment by TotSpursReturns (U8366)
yours was better
Its always harder when you have to be the innovator Totspursreturns.
But yeah, yours was better
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posted on 30/11/11
To the tune of "Can I Kick It"
Roman Abramovich "rapping";
"Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Can I sack him?
- Yes you can!
Well hes gone!
- GONE!"
posted on 30/11/11
I thought the content of the article would set the tone for this article, yet it seemed I hit more nerves than hearts with my lyrics
posted on 30/11/11
Shouts to Godlessbarnes for recognising the realness nah mean? Mans keep 'Below the Heavens' in rotation but I aint messing with that electro ish so tough get me? I done got an 07 og copy my dude. Lay out 500 big ones and we'll talk. Get me bro? I see you though cuz. A lot of kids aint gonna get the reference. Real talk.
posted on 30/11/11
Also shouts to Lucas for puffing on that heavily fumigated deadly mean green. Good lookin bro.
posted on 30/11/11
For ALL your lot :
You are about to witness the strength of Spurs knowledge ...
Straight outta Tottenham, crazy formation almost like 4-4-2
From the gang called Spurs with Arrytude.
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and Adam/Terry get sent off
You too, boy, if ya f--k with me
The Premier League are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo a-s-s, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk WUM wannabees that's showin out
G00ns start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and beat em 2-1 in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a Mertesacker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo a-s-s
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a Bale move
Here's a winning sequence rap to keep yo dancin
with a W9-D1 record that p---ses off Phil Thompson
Oh yeah, Adebayor is the tool
Don't make me act the motherf---in fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin Sky 4 out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherf---ers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital T-H-F-C
Boy you can't f--k with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz BAEs' hair is crazy as f--k
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta
Tottenham
posted on 30/11/11
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 30/11/11
Shout out Stig Meister. I catch you on the flipside homez. Keep it real. LAMBO!
posted on 30/11/11
Arsene vs Harry
Harry:
Yo Arsene, You specky-git
Why do you always claim “I never seen it”
Are you really that stupid Or just out of your mind
I think too much w#@8ing has made you go blind
I hate your poo-squatting, It’s just plain wack
How do you stop stuff coming out ya crack
If you do that at the Lane they’ll show you no mercy
By the way, King found something in his back pocket
It’s Robin Van Persie
Arsene:
I don’t have to respond to this
I’m far too bright
I choose my words carefully
Unlike you harry you gob-sheyte
You cannot criticise my record, look at my career
I know I’m not perfect but at least I don’t have verbal diarrhoea
I hate you Arry. You keep beating my boys
Making me throw bottles around like a little kid with toys
But I’ll get my own back , and that will make me happy
And you’ll all bow down to the king of tippy tappy
posted on 30/11/11
To the tune of Soulja Boy;
"Tottenham Hotspur win eff all,
Every year they win eff all,
Tottenham Hotspur win eff all,
They won't sneak into top four,
Now watch them loooooooose,
(Bale will get injured)
Now watch them loooooooose,
(Van Der Vaart aswell)
Now watch them loooooooose,
Now watch them loooooooose,"
posted on 30/11/11
RDBD NWA & Spurs, what more could you need.
posted on 30/11/11
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 30/11/11
N17 and Spurs FTW.
Come on the "Village People" . 8bitzero ?? Bubbles ??
Where's WengersNearlyMental, the <StephenFry> of 606 ??
posted on 30/11/11
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 30/11/11
Suarez vs Evra
Suarez
I get the ball and I pass you…..no stress
Turn to the left, and leave you hanging like your P.nis
I got skills you and your team can only dream of
Check MOTD, I take up the episode and then some
Im a beast, you just a lil black boy
I play with, call you my Negrito toy
Evra
You overrated son, should check your first touch
Heavier than a fat frank after breakfast, brunch and lunch
Your skills are weak, I see you on the floor…
You go down faster than when a pimp instructs a ho
Im united son,
kiss the badge, watch me get knighted son.
I get medals, always will always have
You can still stand there, looking like ET’s your dad
posted on 30/11/11
To all the mans steppin up to the plate in this thread ya boy done posted out a healthy stash of mean green to your addresses in order to keep this party rockin until the early hours nah mean? Aight cool.
posted on 30/11/11
my name is squillaci and i'm really good
when it's cold i wear a hood
posted on 30/11/11
I was right to be hesitant to click on this.
Top Article
posted on 30/11/11
Hahahahaha trust the spurs fans to take part and be the best
The harry redknapp bars were hilarious!!!
posted on 30/11/11
I'm completely F---ING AMPED now !!!
Back to my 2nd generation hip hop days 87-89.
Two more classics pending the RDBD treatment if needed ...
posted on 30/11/11
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 30/11/11
Terry vs Anton
Terry
Listen here you lil black
Im sorry if I don’t seem to appear a lil blunt
But im tired you using the fame of your big brother’s name
To claim that you a footballer, your defending is lame
Im the king, im the G and I run this game
I’ll spread your girls legs and then im astray
Im dark, but never like your complexion
Im Darth Vader, yes I am your father, son
Anton
Yeah…listen, uh
Terry, check it out
I'm a man that made his own name
Not like you who only defends when carvalho holds ya hand
You stink son much like your useless club
I bet you got herpes from another mans bum
I see you trying to act all tough and big
Miss the penalty, tears run down for free
posted on 30/11/11
Anton to Terry:
See john, why u gna cause more controversy?
Then again its to be expected, its in the propercy
You being captain of england is a disgrace
Especially considering your not even open to every race,
But not only that, your s--t john,
It was clear for every1 to see when RVP left you on your bum,
Hold wait, I swear I remember that sight?
Oh yh that's it, the CL Final haha what a night!
Your an embaressment crying like a baby,
Maybe that's why you stole bridge's lady!
Honestly john I could keep cussing you forever,
But hopefully 1 day you get what's coming to you, and the only chick you can get it the 1 from eastenders, HEATHER!!!
John Terry's reply:
You f--king black C--T!!!
posted on 30/11/11
Lucas I did the terry one!!!!!
I guess the question is, who's better????
posted on 30/11/11
comment by TotSpursReturns (U8366)
yours was better
posted on 30/11/11
Its always harder when you have to be the innovator Totspursreturns.
But yeah, yours was better
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