wimmin should do as their blokes tell 'em

Thought we'd had adultery

Bear false witness

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We had a mix of adultery and coveting thy neighbours sausage hider

French - 11pts
Didi - 11pts
RAP - 11pts
Haak - 10pts
Tino - 9pts
peks - 6pts
MD - 4pts
FBA - 3pts
LRF - 2pts
Rave - 1pt

peks to go, but I'm off home. Cheers bítches.

one more Q coz im off soon too

See ya dids

I'm off too, phone's running out of juice

Nah, you just got her to consent to it in a roundabout way.

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By the sounds of it Haak got her to be the adulterer, he's just the drooling mess in the corner

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billy cllinton is a famous commiter of many of those sins..

what was the name of the young lady that billy boy left stains on her dress after an "encounter"

Sounds about right Didi. Just got to keep reminding her now. And buy a video camera

Finish the day in the lead

Monica Lewinski

correct

Didi - 12pts
French - 11pts
RAP - 11pts
Haak - 10pts
Tino - 9pts
peks - 6pts
MD - 4pts
FBA - 3pts
LRF - 2pts
Rave - 1pt

sorry lads got manic here

is Haak still about

Gents

Morning buddy, what's happening?

not alot mate soft lads off again as he has a docs appointment at 3:45 so "not worth" him coming in first

proper knackered from footy had a few drop outs last mins so played 5v4 I was on the 4

Why can't he do half-day the skiving git?

I like being on the 4 sometimes but it is knackering. Had the worst game of footy for a while last night. Even teams on paper but our best player was injured and couldn't run, we got humped.

Got a little bit frustrated with my teammates, especially the fat one who fell over every time he tackled someone the useless lump of lard.

we ran em close we play 7 till 8 as the bell (there's a church opposite) was ringing at 8 we were 4-2 up they scored on the chime to make it 4-3 we played an extra 5 mins and they scored 2
I like being on a shorter team as I feel more responsibility and have to try more but sometimes it's too much effort.....why is it running backs much harder if you don't score than when you do?

I know what you mean. It's that much harder for me to get back when I miss as I'm still too busy whinging about it to get back and run. I make Suarez look like a model professional in those terms

or swinging full stretch for a volley or trying to get to a cross pulls your thigh muscles much harder if you dont connect

1) why do defenders love to shout "turn and face" it seems to be standard issue in any team I've ever played for or against....followed by "goal side" even tho we don't play offisdes
2) when have bags being used as a measurement of time? "Tino you got bags of time"
3) I wish people wouldn't shout shoot as I'm about to shoot it really puts me off and I wanna say just feckin leave me to it...I don't shout tackle when your chasing someone

Tino has of time.

I shout goal side because of the amount of times that the player they're marking has a clear run at goal because they weren't goal side is astounding.

Also, when you watch people try and play that one extra pass too many when they should just bury it, sometimes they need telling.

I could've done with some puppet strings last night. The fat lad got megged so many times I had to fight down the urge to tell him to close his legs like his mum should've done years ago.

Morning Haak

Haak - Wolfies doing a predicition league again this season if you fancy it?
anyone else can join in too guess it depends if you wanna predict league one scores

Morning chaps.

Nah won't bother with predictions this season Tino cheers. I always end up missing weeks and giving up.