Just wonderin why you bothered to post such drivel in the first place, it was'nt all that funny and we get far more wit from our nar do well friends down the road. However you all seemed to be enjoying a chuckle so we threw in some comments and well your replies lacked imagination and we could tell that you were all sadly out of your depth. Unusual as in the past its been really good and intelligent conversations with you guys, it seems like you lot must be the kindergarten troupe. Apart from some one with one eye ( does he also walk with a limp, stutter, blind in the one eye,bit hard of hearing and answers to the name of lucky).
So if you would all like to re group have a really good think about how you are going to answer. Then come back fresh as daisies in the morning well thats alright with us three.
Wrexham said it would only take three of us to sort you out, I said no they are far more in need of help than that. Maybe I should take them on by mi self, I was right, thicker than a pot of Yorkshire tea are you lot. Wouldnt make a snack for a zombie.

Ont's 666 does one of these every game, he purposefully makes it silly; notice his comment about 'birth' of football date. Not meant to really offend, someone did one back to us once and it was great.

Like Taiwan says, Ont's, 666 does one every game.

Intelligent folk 'get' it.

Ahh Forest fans, such odd people. Oh sorry you are the weird sheep loving lot. Would take the three of us on the Burnley board over the hundreds of weird sheep lovers, and the rambling nonsense on the Forest, sorry Derby (can't get than one right) board.

I'd have thought, Wrexham, that you of all people would have a natural affinity for sheep.

After you with the wellies.

Poor old Ont's. He's obviously missing Chris Eagles.

Poor old Onts
Grow up and get a pair, if this is your idea of humour then I suggest a night looking at old Pathe news clips on youtube is in order. Get a cutting edge to your punch lines, a little more creativity in how you set your audience up. Dont just dangle your hook, throw it in the vast sea of seething potential and hook the biggest fish out there.
The minnows of Burnley didn't nibble, they dragged you in, chewed you up and discharged you on the banks of the Brun. There you now lay, fish vomit slowing drying and freezing in the cold northern air .
Aye, mill lads we may be, dingles to the core, but we raise our six fingered fists on high and defy the odds. Welcome to Claretdom but beware, our hills do have eyes.
PS watch out for flying batteries

"The minnows of Burnley didn't nibble, they dragged you in, chewed you up and discharged you on the banks of the Brun."

You're ridiculous, vitriolic post suggests otherwise.

When there's only three fish in the pond, Ont's, sometimes you have to be satisfied with a kipper.

comment by Its me, Ont's (U6698)
posted 18 hours, 20 minutes ago

gay boy of Melbourne looks like it way past your bedtime



You talk of cutting edge punchlines, and this playground taunt is the best you can do..?

Oh dear.

Your*

What an absolute prannock I am.

Well Miss 666, I've had you guys on the hook for 2 days, the other two Clarets have jumped on in timely fashion and kept you going. All in all not a bad haul considering we are trying to get our board back up and running.
We appreciate your visit and will welcome you at t'Turf and hopefully it will be a good game and provide lots of memorable moments. We are hoping for a clarets win and the three points will be most welcome.
We dont go on your board and try humour that a limited audience knows and probably loves. To us its a bit juvenile and just cannot get our heads around it, so sorry its not our thing. I know you probably stayed up all night thinking about it but sadly it missed the mark.
This is the 16th anniversary of the death of one of our greatest managers, Mr Harry Potts. As Harry would say "stick to what you do best and score more goals than th'opposition" man of few words was our Harry. So you keep your drivel on your board, where they love and understand you and we will leave you alone.
Now pop off and come back with a fresh article on what should be a really good game. Thats what we want to read about. Like who are thedanger men that can carve us up down the flanks, is there a Kevin Hector thats waiting to pounce on any slip. Do you have a modern day Dave Mackay (BTW it was our Harry that nearly throttled him at Tottenham) bossing the middle.
How are we going to answer these challenges and can we get our passing game going. Naw then thats what we want to read about not some dross about our keeper in 1900. although I did find it humerous how you weaved in the Forest bit, so all is not lost on me.

This Burnley chap has serious perception issues

Buy your own wellies old one eye

You're right, Wrexham. Never could get on with sloppy seconds.



p.s. Tell Ont's that he's being daft.

666 writes these little gems about all our opponents, and usually they are pretty well received.

OOE, think you missed the r out of gems !

Lol, I'm Lovin It.

And I sympathise that you're not called Eddie. We can't all be so blessed.

Ah the reply says it all, would that be viewfroma13yearoldwithoneeyethatas666tattooedonhisbacksidesothatheisirresistiblytougherthanyou (or should that be ewe)

You're rapidly becoming an embarrassment, Ont's.

Whatever happened to that evensteadiereddie bloke who posted in the OOE thread earlier in the season? He seemed ok.

OOE, `Eddie` was banned along with Mallorca Trotter after some of their chat got a bit too personal. I think he lives in the Buxton area. Hopefully he will be back.

OOE, OK lets put things in perspective, the OP wrote what amounted to a pile of drivel which was answered likewise but touched on the same points if you care to read the similarities. Minnows, past players, rivals, river Brun, not a great place to live. I even used all your names in a reply, thought that was better than "emits snot" that was very funny. It was also very juvenile and showed me the depth of the gene pool in Derby.
Talk about the game and lets have some decent banter not schoolboy stuff, I left that behind a long time ago.
Burnley fans have a great sense of humour, pride in our town and we love our Clarets. Through the good and the bad times we have followed them. So lets stick to footie and leave the dross on the floor where it belongs.
Naw then, how dost tha fancies tha chances on t'Satday

Did you never stop to consider that everyone else might be right, that you could be wrong and that you simply have no sense of humour beyond that of a four year old, Ont's?

I mean, really...? 'Gay' as an insult..? I'm surprised that the old "your mum" jokes haven't been wheeled out yet.

You might very well have pride in your town, but I doubt very much if it has any in you or your 'banter'.

Training sessions have been amended to accommodate his paper round and are dependent on his homework being done on time.

Their home ground since 1883, Turf Moor, has a capacity of 22,546. There are tentative plans to increase the capacity ‘next time we’re in the Premier League’ but, by then, it is expected matches will be beamed telepathically to subscribers in the comfort of their own space capsule orbiting Earth. Even so, that would still have more atmosphere than Turf Moor.

It is thought the workshy and irresponsible behaviour of George’s son, Edward VIII, including abdicating the throne, was copied from the travelling Burnley support.


Not the sharpest knives in the drawer, Burnley is derived from the former name “Brun Lea", meaning ‘Meadow by the river Brun’. Nice spelling guys.
As bigger, better and more famous clubs had done before them, they lasted only one season in the top flight.

Theres some of the content from OP, now I am all for a bit of sensible banter but your comments are sarcastic and are done in poor taste. Theres no real humour in it for me and its me that is answering. You missed the point, should probably have tried to keep it on the Derby board and then you could have all giggled about it at playtime.
Bigger, better and more famous clubs went down with a pile of debt and less points. We are, realistically debt free, having lost money against our best season ever financially means we did not make as much. We have got rid of the high priced help, getting far more out of Ty Mears than you guys did. We showed him the door when BWFC came calling and got back the money we laid out. Good bit of business from our schoolboy with a round.
Our team is young, will go at you from the start and hopefully it will be a great game. I ask you again, comment on your chances and lets stop this foolishness that you try and perpetuate.

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You showed Tyrone Mears the door?

That was a very good idea, because it was a concept he was unfamiliar with beforehand. At Derby, he used the window.