Brilliant

The punctuation at the beginning of this article was perfect until I gave you five stars. I feel somehow responsible for messing it up ... would you like me to withdraw my five star rating?

Strikes me that Vela's agent isn't helping his cause. Perhaps Arsene will be considering getting rid of Vela just to dispense with his annoying agent. If I were Vela's agent I would be concerned...

9. Agent: Hello Arsene, just ringing to let you know Carlos has left his house and is on his way up to report for training. You still cool with this?

ccg: Every rating adds another amp it seems

"The punctuation at the beginning of this article was perfect until I gave you five stars. I feel somehow responsible for messing it up ... would you like me to withdraw my five star rating?"

Yes. Poor punctuation means it's only worth a 4 at best. Let's start using these rating systems properly shall we?

Would you say Vela has had a plethora of chances in the first team?

Si, he has had a plethora...

Strikes me that Vela's agent isn't helping his cause
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well, it's not like that is any agent's first concern.

Just heard that myself.

I'm unsure about Vela no. Definitely a talent, but is he what Arsenal need.

He reminds me of a less talented Jose Reyes. Bags of skill, not a bad finisher, but just does not look the real deal, does he?

I'm maybe being a bit harsh, he's still young and common sense say's he'll improve, but I can't help but think he'll be suited to football on the Continent.

Perhaps the mot telling thing about the lad (maybe?) is that he struggled to affirm a place in the West Brom team!!! Does that stand him in good stead for Arsenal?

Yes. Poor punctuation means it's only worth a 4 at best. Let's start using these rating systems properly shall we?

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But it wasn't poor until I five starred it ... I hit submit and the punctuation went all funny. What if I change my rating and the punctuation changes back, then it'll be worth five stars again and I should rate it accordingly ...

"9. Agent: Hello Arsene, just ringing to let you know Carlos has left his house and is on his way up to report for training. You still cool with this?"

8104. Agent: Hi Arsene, long time no speak. Just want to check Carlos is still part of your plans next season.

Arsene: It's 2050, agent man. Vela has long since retired and I'm dead. Leave me alone.

"But it wasn't poor until I five starred it ... I hit submit and the punctuation went all funny. What if I change my rating and the punctuation changes back, then it'll be worth five stars again and I should rate it accordingly ... "

It's quite a conundrum. Let's just give it one star and be done with it.

It's quite a conundrum. Let's just give it one star and be done with it.

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Deal!

Hey the punctuation's working again, this article's worth 5 stars now...

Agent: Hi Arsene, Carlos just rung me, he's having trouble getting passed the security guy at the training ground. He's being manhandled out of the area.

Agent: Hi Arsene, me again, Carlos is locked out his house. Can you assist?

Hey the punctuation's working again, this article's worth 5 stars now...

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I'm on it!

Whats everyone's fixation with punctuation?

"Whats everyone's fixation with punctuation?"

I'm not fixated by all punctuation. I just like to dip into a colon every now and then.

Do you comma?

I just like to dip into a colon every now and then.
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Thats just wrong. Period.

If you want to comma during a period, dipping into a colon is a good choice - otherwise it can be an apostrophe for your sheets!

"Thats just wrong. Period."

You're right. A period from there would be wrong.

You're right. A period from there would be wrong.
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Depends where you stick your exclamation mark.

Phhhhwoooaaaaaaar.