Check out Younès Kaboul on Wiki, Arry must have sold and bought him about 10 times. No wonder his dog has £200K in the bank.
I understood you Paul. However, with these imbeciles, you need to add more smileys before they click.
Like this:
Harry -> drops soap
Bubba
hides
.... I think they're still trying to piece it together...
'cos they're all cheeky chappy cockerknees
mancWoohoo,
How's your boat?
Boris
Sorry son, you're off
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No way - I'm appealing. My solicitors, Gerrard, Clattenburg and Rooney will be representing me at the hearing.
Boris
Please leave the fictional pitch
Don't make me get a 2nd out!
"Trying to deflect 'arrys court case, wonder how much did he make from Crouch's sale to Stoke"
That is 100% Levy. Arry didn't even earn a nod from that one.
"Check out Younès Kaboul on Wiki, Arry must have sold and bought him about 10 times. "
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Sold by Harry - zero times
Bough by Harry - twice (once at Portsmouth, once at Spurs)
Your maths needs a little work
I'm onest arry m'lud. I am English so I deserve a fair trial and am innocent until proven guilty. It aint British justice m'lud for Englishmen to be condemned through the media. Anyway it was my dog who tried too evade tax m'lud.
some people are genuinely, naturally hilarious.
This thread is not a good example of that.
Boris,
I realised at the time I'd served that one up for you, so I can't blame you for smashing it back down the line. (tennis euphemism, for no apparent reason...)
Dogs are getting cleverer as days go on, just watch BGT. They can run, jump, skip, dance, run through legs. It was only a matter of time until one opened up their own bank account in Monaco.
I dont see the big deal to be honest.
I should really have used the word 'analogy' instead of 'euphemism' I think...
I realise that would have been troubling a lot of you.
So does his dog's. I can't believe he didn't ask 'arry why he has an NI number and a Bank of Monaco debitcard.
I thought it was more of a metaphor, but what do I know.
How do you plead woof! Not guilty! Not you dog the chap sat behind you!
Ooooh you've thrown a serious curveball in there now Boris.
I'm going to rule out euphemism, I think I got that one wrong.
But was it a metaphor or an analogy? We need a definitive answer.
I thought it was more of a simile.
Calm down now you spurs fans. I said S-i-m-i-l-e.
Extended metaphor, I reckon.
Alright joey lad. How the hell are ya?
So bitter, all you spurs. Tell me, which month have you decided to win the league??
Boolot, catch up.
Is using things like "served it up for you and you smashed it down the line" a metaphor, 'extended metaphor', analogy, or (and I'll admit this one is unlikely) a euphemism?
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posted on 24/1/12
Check out Younès Kaboul on Wiki, Arry must have sold and bought him about 10 times. No wonder his dog has £200K in the bank.
posted on 24/1/12
I understood you Paul. However, with these imbeciles, you need to add more smileys before they click.
Like this:
Harry -> drops soap
Bubba
hides
posted on 24/1/12
.... I think they're still trying to piece it together...
'cos they're all cheeky chappy cockerknees
posted on 24/1/12
mancWoohoo,
How's your boat?
posted on 24/1/12
Boris
Sorry son, you're off
posted on 24/1/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 24/1/12
No way - I'm appealing. My solicitors, Gerrard, Clattenburg and Rooney will be representing me at the hearing.
posted on 24/1/12
Boris
Please leave the fictional pitch
Don't make me get a 2nd out!
posted on 24/1/12
"Trying to deflect 'arrys court case, wonder how much did he make from Crouch's sale to Stoke"
That is 100% Levy. Arry didn't even earn a nod from that one.
posted on 24/1/12
"Check out Younès Kaboul on Wiki, Arry must have sold and bought him about 10 times. "
------------------------
Sold by Harry - zero times
Bough by Harry - twice (once at Portsmouth, once at Spurs)
Your maths needs a little work
posted on 24/1/12
I'm onest arry m'lud. I am English so I deserve a fair trial and am innocent until proven guilty. It aint British justice m'lud for Englishmen to be condemned through the media. Anyway it was my dog who tried too evade tax m'lud.
posted on 24/1/12
some people are genuinely, naturally hilarious.
This thread is not a good example of that.
posted on 24/1/12
So does Arry's.
posted on 24/1/12
Boris,
I realised at the time I'd served that one up for you, so I can't blame you for smashing it back down the line. (tennis euphemism, for no apparent reason...)
posted on 24/1/12
Dogs are getting cleverer as days go on, just watch BGT. They can run, jump, skip, dance, run through legs. It was only a matter of time until one opened up their own bank account in Monaco.
I dont see the big deal to be honest.
posted on 24/1/12
I should really have used the word 'analogy' instead of 'euphemism' I think...
I realise that would have been troubling a lot of you.
posted on 24/1/12
So does his dog's. I can't believe he didn't ask 'arry why he has an NI number and a Bank of Monaco debitcard.
posted on 24/1/12
I thought it was more of a metaphor, but what do I know.
posted on 24/1/12
How do you plead woof! Not guilty! Not you dog the chap sat behind you!
posted on 24/1/12
Ooooh you've thrown a serious curveball in there now Boris.
I'm going to rule out euphemism, I think I got that one wrong.
But was it a metaphor or an analogy? We need a definitive answer.
posted on 24/1/12
I thought it was more of a simile.
Calm down now you spurs fans. I said S-i-m-i-l-e.
posted on 24/1/12
Extended metaphor, I reckon.
posted on 24/1/12
I'm so confused.
posted on 24/1/12
Alright joey lad. How the hell are ya?
So bitter, all you spurs. Tell me, which month have you decided to win the league??
posted on 24/1/12
Boolot, catch up.
Is using things like "served it up for you and you smashed it down the line" a metaphor, 'extended metaphor', analogy, or (and I'll admit this one is unlikely) a euphemism?
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