"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH"
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Did she haunt him Kal?
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My hairdresser is a decent looking older dame, probably early 40s but still in good shape.
Through the summer she's always wearing wee dresses with her mammaries hinging oot - although she's only got wee ones.
See trying to keep my eyes off them in the mirror...
"My hairdresser..."
Whit is it with you phannies. Next, you'll be asking Bungo for an introduction tae Tarquin, his 'special' pal.
The word is 'barber'.
'Hairdressers' are for women, and people like Izzy and Samaras.
Mines is doesny put the scissors in the antiseptic blue stuff, picks her nose, tells me she wants to ride me like sea biscuit without a saddle.
Dirty!
It costs me less than £10 for my haircut.
I think that's reasonable.
(and yes, it shows)
Ivan... anybody pays more than a tenner for a haircut is a mug and a diddy.
Mine is now £9.50 now it used to be £8, before I used to just give them th etenner and feel like a big spender, now I give them the tenner and feel like a tight wad!
My hairdresser is a fat blooter. Saving her for when I'm really desperate
Ish I go to a ladies hairdressers
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"Ish I go to a ladies hairdressers "
Unless you are a lady... I would suggest they are not a 'ladies hairdressers'.
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"(you're going to love this . . . . .."
Erm... hows about naw?
Plus.... when you cut and paste from an email... that's the bit you should delete.
ish cam doon son it was the wrong thread!
Who cares if it is from emails, it was for jokes on a thread for friday funnies.
Jees oh!
McCann... I wouldnae bother posting it on the 'Friday funnies' thread either.
Pffft
p.s. YOU calm doon. You Tims get awfy jumpy aroond me.
Aye, I think someone has hacked into my account!
"Ish I am a Rangers man!"
Well... yer as funny as a Tim.
Re: Original subject
My hairdresser asked me what my fav. song was and put it on for me on her i-pod with speakers, and then started massaging my shoulders (WTF!?) and singing it in my ear (the non-deaf one thankfully!) lol and calling me "honey" and "babes"lol. Being a cynical sort I thought I was just receiving sympathy due to being slightly disabled but maybe she was just plain dirty and WANTED ME wtf! I MUST pick up on things like this quicker!!! My brother asked was it sure it was a hairdresser I was with lol when I got home and told him, I think he rushed down the next day to get his hair cut but she was off. She was a curvy blonde although a wee bit older than me.
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posted on 3/2/12
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH"
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Did she haunt him Kal?
posted on 3/2/12
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posted on 3/2/12
My hairdresser is a decent looking older dame, probably early 40s but still in good shape.
Through the summer she's always wearing wee dresses with her mammaries hinging oot - although she's only got wee ones.
See trying to keep my eyes off them in the mirror...
posted on 3/2/12
zachsda just the willy.
posted on 3/2/12
"My hairdresser..."
Whit is it with you phannies. Next, you'll be asking Bungo for an introduction tae Tarquin, his 'special' pal.
The word is 'barber'.
'Hairdressers' are for women, and people like Izzy and Samaras.
posted on 3/2/12
Mines is doesny put the scissors in the antiseptic blue stuff, picks her nose, tells me she wants to ride me like sea biscuit without a saddle.
Dirty!
posted on 3/2/12
back to work sir sugar
posted on 3/2/12
It costs me less than £10 for my haircut.
I think that's reasonable.
(and yes, it shows)
posted on 3/2/12
Golac
posted on 3/2/12
Ivan... anybody pays more than a tenner for a haircut is a mug and a diddy.
posted on 3/2/12
Mine is now £9.50 now it used to be £8, before I used to just give them th etenner and feel like a big spender, now I give them the tenner and feel like a tight wad!
posted on 3/2/12
My hairdresser is a fat blooter. Saving her for when I'm really desperate
Ish I go to a ladies hairdressers
posted on 3/2/12
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posted on 3/2/12
"Ish I go to a ladies hairdressers "
Unless you are a lady... I would suggest they are not a 'ladies hairdressers'.
posted on 3/2/12
posted on 3/2/12
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posted on 3/2/12
"(you're going to love this . . . . .."
Erm... hows about naw?
Plus.... when you cut and paste from an email... that's the bit you should delete.
posted on 3/2/12
ish cam doon son it was the wrong thread!
Who cares if it is from emails, it was for jokes on a thread for friday funnies.
Jees oh!
posted on 3/2/12
McCann... I wouldnae bother posting it on the 'Friday funnies' thread either.
Pffft
p.s. YOU calm doon. You Tims get awfy jumpy aroond me.
posted on 3/2/12
Ish I am a Rangers man!
posted on 3/2/12
u sure mccann?
posted on 3/2/12
Aye, I think someone has hacked into my account!
posted on 3/2/12
"Ish I am a Rangers man!"
Well... yer as funny as a Tim.
posted on 3/2/12
Tiger Tim
posted on 4/2/12
Re: Original subject
My hairdresser asked me what my fav. song was and put it on for me on her i-pod with speakers, and then started massaging my shoulders (WTF!?) and singing it in my ear (the non-deaf one thankfully!) lol and calling me "honey" and "babes"lol. Being a cynical sort I thought I was just receiving sympathy due to being slightly disabled but maybe she was just plain dirty and WANTED ME wtf! I MUST pick up on things like this quicker!!! My brother asked was it sure it was a hairdresser I was with lol when I got home and told him, I think he rushed down the next day to get his hair cut but she was off. She was a curvy blonde although a wee bit older than me.
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