I would comment on this article if I could be bothered.

They did qualify for the group stages.

If I had a clunge I would be a women.

woman*

auhasard

Corrected, thanks!

If Carroll did cost -£15m Liverpool would've still been robbed

IF.....


IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Slur Alex is delusional, IF they progressed past the group stages, they would've been stuffed by the first decent team they met anyway, he should be happy that Untited went out so early.

Carlos Tevez is the EPITOME of that poem.

>>If I had a clunge I would be a women.

not to be pedantic, but you'd need at least 2 clunges for that.

United *

If BillyBob could fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of non-ABU posts …

Paulpower

Genius of Rudyard

If BillyBob could fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of non-ABU posts
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That's not bad.

If United fans weren't paranoid, they wouldn't have coined an expression like 'ABU'.

Most people on here think he was a baker

Speaking of paranoid …

If I were king, you would be first against the wall,
With your opinion, which is of no consequence at all.

jalisco

Very good!

comment by Paulpowersleftfoot (U1037)

posted 1 minute ago

Most people on here think he was a baker

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Well in fairness, for a writer, he did make some exceedingly good apple pies.

If I were king, you would be first against the wall,
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If you were king, I'd volunteer...

If I walked down the same dark ally as Rihanna...

alley*

… She'd leather you with her umbrella, ella, ella.

If Henderson was a good player, he wouldn't be a bad player.

She wouldn't after the rohypnol