De Gea won't be anywhere near number 1 until both Reina and Casillas retire. End of.
Harrys accountant (U1141)
That reminds me when I was about 12 I once used a 'your mum' joke on a guy after the summer holidays, only for him to tell me she had died during the summer.
The worse thing was I didn't believe him at first
Jones will captain the country tomorrow as a training process for the future
There are so many things I've done, I could fill a book.
I'll let you in on one, I was in first year at Uni and whilst running to class I stood underneath a building waiting for the rain to abate.
A lovely lass in a top was absolutely soaked and she shared my mini-shelter, I then noticed her top was soaked through and she didn't have a sensible bra on and I was staring at her ample bosom. Then a female friend of mine walked past and screamed, hey, quit staring at her boobies, didn't hear her at first but the ample bossomed lady did and wasn't too pleased at my lecherous stare.
I found out later, that the lovely lass was my cousin
@comment by ManUtdDaredevil
I'm disgusted by your post.
Someone needs to tell your female friend to mind her own business.
Fred I cannot bet nor do I want to. It's a mugs game
ManUtdDaredevil, Such things are accepted in Norwich
comment by redconn > (U5676)
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My sentiments exactly. If she wasn't my cousin I was staring at I would have sorted the lass out.
The Daredevil likes ample bossomed (real ones) lasses.
Tippy Tappy, not in Manchester
Fred I cannot bet nor do I want to. It's a mugs game
_____________________________
Article bet. If you win I'll write an article praising everything to do with Phil Jones.
If I win, you do the same with Steven Gerrard.
Deal?
comment by Leiva la vida Lucas (U2720)
posted 39 minutes ago
Well if it aint Bin Laden himself...
Im sure he is and Phil Jones is better than our whole defence
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Fred, just want to say congratulations to gerrard yesterday, single handely won you the game, bet Stevie gave him a big
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Myself and some friends had been invited to join my girlfriend's Birthday celebrations with her an hour down the road in Oxford where she was doing a Post Grad course, for the first hour everything was great, drinks flowing, music on, conversation and laughs, girlfriend really pleased to see me, and then during the singing of 'Happy Birthday' one of my friends called her by the name of my Ex. Of course it was all my fault and the good night I was enjoying died there and then with my friends making their excuses to leave and my girlfriend not wanting to know me.
we are family
tell you what though, Downing, very nice pen
I can never do that Fred I'd rather wax my legs!
Anthony knew better than to choose sides against the family.
The Don wouldve had him taken care off if he scored that penalty
rumour has it that bar brawl victim was actually Steven's other cousin Barry, he'd just beaten him at pool, big mistake
Another story I'm not proud of, this one was in my mid teenage years (really inexperienced).
I was involved in a hide the pole game with a girl I really fancied and whilst I was trying to hide the pole in the appropriate passgage, I missed and went into number 2.
That was the end of the hide the pole game on that day.
I can never do that Fred I'd rather wax my legs!
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My sister is a trained beautician and keeps telling me to wax my eyebrows. Until I have a Bosingwa style monobrow, I'd never consider waxing any part of me!
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posted on 27/2/12
De Gea won't be anywhere near number 1 until both Reina and Casillas retire. End of.
posted on 27/2/12
Harrys accountant (U1141)
That reminds me when I was about 12 I once used a 'your mum' joke on a guy after the summer holidays, only for him to tell me she had died during the summer.
The worse thing was I didn't believe him at first
posted on 27/2/12
vidicthelegend.
<cringe>
posted on 27/2/12
Jones will captain the country tomorrow as a training process for the future
posted on 27/2/12
AoM
Care to place a bet?
posted on 27/2/12
There are so many things I've done, I could fill a book.
I'll let you in on one, I was in first year at Uni and whilst running to class I stood underneath a building waiting for the rain to abate.
A lovely lass in a top was absolutely soaked and she shared my mini-shelter, I then noticed her top was soaked through and she didn't have a sensible bra on and I was staring at her ample bosom. Then a female friend of mine walked past and screamed, hey, quit staring at her boobies, didn't hear her at first but the ample bossomed lady did and wasn't too pleased at my lecherous stare.
I found out later, that the lovely lass was my cousin
posted on 27/2/12
@comment by ManUtdDaredevil
I'm disgusted by your post.
Someone needs to tell your female friend to mind her own business.
posted on 27/2/12
Fred I cannot bet nor do I want to. It's a mugs game
posted on 27/2/12
ManUtdDaredevil, Such things are accepted in Norwich
posted on 27/2/12
comment by redconn > (U5676)
---
My sentiments exactly. If she wasn't my cousin I was staring at I would have sorted the lass out.
The Daredevil likes ample bossomed (real ones) lasses.
posted on 27/2/12
Tippy Tappy, not in Manchester
posted on 27/2/12
ManUtdDaredevil
posted on 27/2/12
Fred I cannot bet nor do I want to. It's a mugs game
_____________________________
Article bet. If you win I'll write an article praising everything to do with Phil Jones.
If I win, you do the same with Steven Gerrard.
Deal?
posted on 27/2/12
comment by Leiva la vida Lucas (U2720)
posted 39 minutes ago
Well if it aint Bin Laden himself...
Im sure he is and Phil Jones is better than our whole defence
---------------------------------
posted on 27/2/12
Fred, just want to say congratulations to gerrard yesterday, single handely won you the game, bet Stevie gave him a big
posted on 27/2/12
POTN
posted on 27/2/12
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posted on 27/2/12
Myself and some friends had been invited to join my girlfriend's Birthday celebrations with her an hour down the road in Oxford where she was doing a Post Grad course, for the first hour everything was great, drinks flowing, music on, conversation and laughs, girlfriend really pleased to see me, and then during the singing of 'Happy Birthday' one of my friends called her by the name of my Ex. Of course it was all my fault and the good night I was enjoying died there and then with my friends making their excuses to leave and my girlfriend not wanting to know me.
posted on 27/2/12
we are family
tell you what though, Downing, very nice pen
posted on 27/2/12
I can never do that Fred I'd rather wax my legs!
posted on 27/2/12
Anthony knew better than to choose sides against the family.
The Don wouldve had him taken care off if he scored that penalty
posted on 27/2/12
rumour has it that bar brawl victim was actually Steven's other cousin Barry, he'd just beaten him at pool, big mistake
posted on 27/2/12
Another story I'm not proud of, this one was in my mid teenage years (really inexperienced).
I was involved in a hide the pole game with a girl I really fancied and whilst I was trying to hide the pole in the appropriate passgage, I missed and went into number 2.
That was the end of the hide the pole game on that day.
posted on 27/2/12
I can never do that Fred I'd rather wax my legs!
___________________________________
My sister is a trained beautician and keeps telling me to wax my eyebrows. Until I have a Bosingwa style monobrow, I'd never consider waxing any part of me!
posted on 27/2/12
hahahaha
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