Ishy'll be oan tellin yi "That's no Iambic Pentameter"

Stoap laughing at da berz.

There was a young man called Harper!

He smiled at the burds and they scarpered!

Works in the po and stinks of bo.

Saturday nights he,s ready to dance

On with the brouges hoping for romance

He dances the night away

Some odd winks,could he be g.ay?

God bless you Charles!

Mind yer hoops!

charlie, naw

There was an old man called Green who wonder what he had seen
He challenged the sfa the reduce rangers penance OK
He tried and tried in vain to reduce the teddybears pain
He dragged them out of a pit and almost made them fit
But at the end of the day thay had to pay and he realsed they where in Sht

There once was a thread about rhymes
That tried hard to be funny at times

As hard as they try
It was no Scotch n Wry

It was as funny as a punch in the eye

ecky, that dizny rhyme

Aye it diz

naw it dizny

Root

Foot

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Aye it diz

Rhymes n times

Try , wry n eye

There ye go Leo. It's no difficult <ol>

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Nice one Leo

Which reminds me... I need the bog...

... Off tae syphon the python

That Alligator shat oot,what a wimp.

Did ye see that w4nker on the news the night trying tae tackle an alligator in a ditch

He nearly lost an arm. Bampot Couldnae tackle a fish supper

Naw i never saw it .Anykant who trys tae tackle an Alligator deserves everything they get

tim, cud ye imagine the wee hawk flyin in there

ra wee hawk tryin tae stare the alligator oot


root doot ffs

ffs he would be a wee snack fur they two.

Why the fk did that Alligator p ussy oot ffs,he had the python then let it go then ran away like a wee b !tch.