A certain gentleman who didn't care about the club, much less about the fans, and far, far less about the image.

Mou?

I just read that. A fitting sequel to his comment about bringing values back into the game.

Maureen is a character alright. Love or loathe him, you cannot ignore him.

He's like a stench that won't go away.

My word, my body is still bloody sore! I can barely stretch my arms. Am I supposed to keep working out through the pain or should I wait for the pain to subside?

IOAG is that a Mou statement ?

Yer I thought spain looked much more fluid and dynamic last night with just biscuits rather than biscuits and alonso

Yes, it was Mou. You couldn't make it up, could you?


Peks, have a read through this when you have a while to spare.

http://es.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Gil_y_Gil

Makes Mou look like a docile little kitty.

jesus gil y gil what a nutter and a legend he was

The one about Vautrot. Wtf was he on about?!?

yes i remember that one !

remember his fight with caneda !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnqUqVpNPBs

Will someone translate some of the quotes ffs

Yeah, translate them

“My mistake has been to treat the players like people.”

“The players are like marzipan figures. As far as I'm concerned, they can all drop dead."

"I'm going to follow the Berlusconi method: the chairman decides the starting team.”

"For me, sacking a manager is like having a beer. I can sack 20 in a year. Even 100 if need be."

"He's a shirtlifter, and his paedophile leanings will be rewarded." (On UEFA ref Michel Vautrot after a European defeat - wtf was that all about!? ).

"It's enough to make you pick up a machine gun and shoot them all." (On his players)

"We atléticos aren't going to tolerate this game being robbed. Death to the invader! Enough robberies!" - a few days BEFORE a Madrid derby.

"Some players don't deserve to live"

"He's like the KGB and Idi Amin" (On former R.Madrid chairman Ramon Mendoza)

"I am the new opium of the masses"

"Kosecki's a re·tard, an imbecile and a mercenary. The sooner he leaves the club the better."

Then there are others that aren't really publishable here, some extremely racist, others even more homophopic than the Vautrot one.

Wait. You mean those are the publishable ones? That guy was a nutter of the highest order!

Thanks for the translate btw

I'd translated them for another thread this morning, just had to copy/paste them. I'm too tied up to do more right now though. Maybe peks can do some more for you later.

Ok, I went to your profile to look for that other thread only to find that you think that Cazorla plays for the wrong team you !! How could you?

Ok, I went to your profile to look for that other thread only to find that you think that Cazorla plays for the wrong team you !! How could you?

You misread it:

"Most of my current favourites play for the wrong team. Santi Cazorla is one honourable exception."

Go one, love me now.

Oh foolish me. You still the bestest IOAG Pardon my rush judgement and reactions.

Hello

The wrong team is a reference to Barça. I wrote that years ago though, some of them moved on long ago, Eto'o for example.

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