I only realised that it was broken when I couldn't fasten my jeans up after!

I had 6 different pots on for 18 weeks, then two mri scans after. It'll be reyt I said.

Boots,

You don't also suffer from lack of height and a lisp?

Just a thought.

more like quentin crisp

I tell you what Mirth I was pretty impossible to defend against ~ They hadn't a clue which way I was gonna turn next .. The only trouble was neither did I ..

...yeah, you were the burger who kept kicking the ball in the canal....

Did you have your boots on the wrong feet ?

I once got an 'earholing from the missus after another late return home on a Saturday, she fobbed off my excuses and slammed the phone down on me ! I did have a few pints in me but returning home in a West Yorkshire Ambulance shut her up...ha ha..I had that flippin pot on all Xmas/New year......

She was 'sorry' though

Pity the Pot wasn't for a broken jaw Jacko and placed right over your mouth, it might just a shut you up fer a bit. Hey Mirf thats so unfair of you to hit me with a LOW blow like that, You cannot possibly know what its like to have been rammed face first up a fat female Onkeys watering Oyl in that way - Have you no shame or personal afflictions of your own to countenance Sir ?

What you chagr your name for boots ? Are the police still after you .

Change

What? Where? Who? ..... Mr Boots.....Is he back?

Hope he's brought his oppo TC with him.....sparring time again...

It can't be him 38 hasn't called him a c* nt .

change of name..still the same old sh-te.....

everyone has a "style"....definitely in inverted commas...

game is to guess what he did that got him 6 months????

TC is now writing speeches for david cameron.. look into the c-nts eyes, he hasnt a clue what he is saying anymore...

they used to make snap silly announcements on policy to divert the country from the sh-te they are putting us in, now we f-cking invade somewhere thousands of miles away to cover up the homegrown sh-t we are in...

Loui ~ You confuse me with another poster, obviously I do know of him and often think of him with a great deal of affection, alas he had issues to deal with though it seems having resolved them to his own personal satisfaction, he moved on.

As for me, well I've been travelling around quite a bit & spent a lot of my time In Sane, prior to that I'd been In Cognito and tbh felt all was goin well until I arrived In Deepshit ~

Still trying to fine me way out m8 ..

Still puzzled Lou ? this should explain it all give it 20 seconds or so to start http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzWx_1nh6e8

another keyboard warrior...!!

ha ha,

just what we need, when we were all getting on so well, and somebody flushed the loo.........and look what pops out...Cream Bully... rsole

Aww Jacko, Poor ole soul, Diddums dummy do it, who luvs ya

How's the Jamaican Gold going these days........

Up !! In a great big Puff o Fresh n Potent Ultra Smoke Myth

Chrome Brolly

I don’t live in Sane, but you’re not far off. I live in sin actually, with Miss Tatiana Turnova. You see, we retired MFI6 wallahs have to stay undercover, and Miss Turnova stays under the cover with me… I am pleased to say. Actually, it’s a hotel quality white duck feather and down super king-size duvet, hand-filled in Helsingborg.

In order to keep a low profile… that’s accepting that Miss Turnova’s profile does stick out in some very attractive places… we live in a remote village, which is listed in the Michelin Travel Guide, under, ‘If
You’re Absolutely Sure You Can’t Hold It Any Longer’!

Of course, by the time you’ve reached my age, you’ve learned everything… all you have to do is try and remember it! Fortunately, Miss T. is a wonderful aide memoire.

As far as horses are concerned, I think I only ever backed one. It was called ‘Ventriloquist’, and it certainly lived up to its name… it never moved its legs!


With regards to fitness, have a look at the following…

http://youtu.be/j79tCP6Az-A

So what do the Ultra opinionated reckon to who the manager should be.......

Di Canio for some strange reason rings my bells.....
It would be like 'Hold on for a fast ride'....

Myth, Did you once say you were from Golcar and if so do you reside there now and if so were you in The British Legion yesterday for that Mega Televised do in aid of the Soldiers .. ?

If so you will have been within inches from me and a much loved associate of mine, Audley (compering the event) who sings 'Smoke Gets In Your Eyes' so sweetly.

He's probably having a good 'pull' right now Sno jokes Mirf please

The bookies (Stan James) now have Nigel Adkins as odds on favourite at 1/2, with Mark Robins second at 5/2 and Di Canio third at 14/1.

So perhaps they know something we don't. I just hope they are correct and that Adkins is appointed quickly before someone else snaps him up.

Aye Golcar's my home (for the 1st 31 years)...Spent many 'o night in the Legion....Tho the Lib' was my club....

Can't beat the Platters tho (or was it Brian Ferry?)

Reside in a Myth these days btw...

To answer yours Myth allow me to copy a post of mine from another thread :-

It is/was written by Marco (who is much missed from this forum and one I much admire) and appears in his 'Upfront' musings.

Dean Hoyle is not building a team, He's building a club.
It isn't glamorous, it isn't quick, and it isn't spectacular,
but it is necessary.

Stick with him; he's doing alright so far ~ Marco Upfront

This speaks volumes as to the kind of manager who will be prepared to accept buying into that Long Hoyley Haulage deal, Expect another unadventurous softly spoken rather timid Steady Eddie guy then who is prepared to do Deans bidding- Certainly not N Adkins or P Di Canio who Cas so gobby & loud mouthly predicts -

I'll fill it for him later this week you see ..

Blimey Uncle D that Giants fitness focaccia makes me feel quite sick See i went to a shoulder specialist in Sheffield (Claremont) last week and as I entered his room he straightway asked my age, I'd hardly uttered a word before he spouted out "Arthritis" :-- That has to be the most wildly abused word in the medical english language don't you think-? It should be banned as its pure bollox for non treatment (other than tablets) for almost every ailment under the sun.

Right then Rant over and to address your adventures with Titiana.

What it tells me is that you've never really been In Sane as there's no airport and as such you have to be Driven there.
Clearly though you've been In Cahoots as its a place you have to be with someone else with which is obviously where Tatiana comes in, least I think so ???

Hmm right now though I'm In SomeDoubt which leads me to consider Conclusions but i've just realised that to get there you have to Jump which takes me full circle back to being In Flexible and your fitness video.

To end this missive on a positive note I've never been In Continent yet ~ but then again my people say its only a matter of time...

According to the Examiner, Lillis could be in charge for the Cardiff game, Megson all but ruled out. Adkins, possibly Robins? Your guess is as good as mine.