Picked Stoke. Somehow got matched up against Galatasaray. Somehow hammered Galatasaray 4-0 and he quit in the first half. Early goals from Walters and Adam, then Crouch and Adam both scored chips as Stoke's trademark sexy football demolished the CL quarter-finalists.

Dortmund 2-0 Chelsea. Dominant again. Hit the post about 4 times in the first half. He quit in the 90th minute, brilliant idea. Lewandowski scored one, can't remember who got the other, think it was Gundogan. 3 consecutive wins, need another 4 for the title.

I used to get Gala when I used Stoke

I saw the Gala logo and was ready to cry but he couldn't handle Peter Crouch's roulettes and the fantastic passing of John Walters.

Yeah lol I used to hammer them quite often too, don't think I ever lost against them with Stoke

I like H2H because Michu and Lambert are viable strikers. Great strength and finishing.

Hope we meet on it, however I'm using L'pool atm.

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Lazio vs. Chelsea. Good start for both teams, Torres hit the post, Klose nearly rouletted Cech, Gonzalez had a near-post header saved, and Mata sent his overhead kick wide. Hernanes had a shot saved but Klose fired in the opening goal. I put myself in a poor position but the game didn't respond when I said to pass it and Hazard stole the ball from Marchetti and scored. Thankfully we got a lucky penalty, Mikel just caught Hernanes late, only the tiniest bit, and Hernanes chipped the penalty in.

Klose saw his header saved in the second half but Luiz slid in to stop him gettin the rebound. Another pen, Hernanes fired it in for another goal. Klose and Lulic had shots saved, Hazard hit the post, and Cech denied Hernanes his hat-trick. Good game, secured safety.

Need 3 wins from the last 3 games to win the title.

Feyenoord vs. Lorient (me). Good start, the ball was dinked over the top by Aliadiere and Traore hammered a volley into the net. Swtiched off a bit and Pelle got a tap-in to make it 1-1. Monnet-Paquet had a shot saved by Mulder.

In the second half Aliadiere and Traore had great chances to put us ahead but both were denied by Mulder. A nice passing move ended in squaring it to Traore only for him to miss an open goal from 10 yards. Barthelme fired over but in the last 10 minutes Corgnet burst through to put us 2-1 up and Traore's right-foot shot was helped in by the keeper. Pelle's late goal after I gave it away wasn't enough. 3-2 win, just two more needed for the title.

Didn't help that I dropped all the points I possibly could've in the first 3 games while still having a chance of winning it. My form is LDDWWWWW.

Don't bottle it

This is the opposite of bottling it

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Don't bottle it

Don't bottle it

Obers Haven undo the hard work

Awkward moment when you unintentionally befriend the father of the girls who hate you! Paha!

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This is the moment people! Now I know many of you thought it would never happen. Yet I insisted that we spend half an hour every morning training for it. Some of you thought I was mad, and others even transferred to another peanut factory.

Hallo Choice! Would you like to learn German with me?

Milan (me) vs. Arsenal. Koscielny heads Arsenal ahead, Balotelli equalises, Walcott puts him back in front, we somehow fail to equalise before HT with Szczesny making insane saves and us hitting the post.

Piled on more pressure in the second half, Chamberlain was sent off for two yellows in a minute and Boateng fired in to make it 2-2. A draw was no good so I went for the win, Balotelli fired wide of an open goal from 30 yards and Walcott hit me on the counter to give him an undeserved 3-2 win. Pace and a lot of luck with the saves the deciding factors.

Zenit 1-3 Leverkusen. Good start to the new season. Castro headed us in front, Schuerrle volleyed in from the edge of the box and Kiessling scored an acrobatic volley from a corner before Witsel pulled one back.

Hamburg 1-0 Schalke, the good start continues. Son gets the goal with a tidy finish in the first half. He barely threatened, was clumsy with his passing.