Woody, your full of Crap. As has been proven when you (and Jom, and Tony Montana) were found out on the old 606 and when you first migrated over here.

It's been asked time and time again by us derby fans on here, were are these free tickets, how do we get them and as the only people that seem to know how to get them are forest fans can you please enlighten us so we can take advantage.

Once again your full of Crap and it's only a matter of time before your own fans turn on you (again) and you sneak off with your tail between your legs before reappearing 6 months down the line hoping that noone remembers you do the same thing at least once a year.

Oh Dear Woody. You have been back 3 days and have already reverted to this tired old non-story.

Maybe best if you go away again?

Or, better still, try taking a leaf out of Vidlas book and come up with a rework of a Dickens story.

His Christmas Carol effort was brilliant - humour, intelligence, originality (even though it was a rework) and it made 666 cross because it won Vidal the coveted POTY award - it had everything a good WUM needs.

All the things lacking in your sad attempt.

I'll give you a start - try "A Tale of 2 Cities." At least the title works as does the opening paragraph ...

"It was the best of of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way..."

Go on, give it a go!

Possibly the 5hitttest article ever.

Where is your evidence of 5,000 to 10,000 free tickets? I could make something up and try and pass it off as the truth. How about Billy's cousin Jim is honest. No that is far too fantastic for anyone to believe. How about Forest fans are intelligent. No fails again. I am just not as good as you Woody at inventing stories.

One of your former directors let the story out. Im sorry if it upsets you especially as you all thought you were a big club and I can understand you wanting to call it fabricated because it is truly an embarressment. So where do your next generation of fans come from when this strategy has failed and your gates keep falling. Rather than attack me, why doesn't someone do the difficult thing answer that question honestly and sensibly?

Me, Tony and JOM found out?

Yup, Tony spouting how he was a big mover (i believe he claimed to be an agent) telling how Barker was at Forest as he was signing for Derby. He was hounded off the old 606 for it.

You and Jom come up with the same old guff every year,
Free tickets - as i said tell me where i'd be grateful
Your going out of business - said at least once a year for the last 5
Forest are doing this that or the other - eventually your fans find out your full of Crap and hound you off with both of you crying how 'wait and see' we'll be right.
It's boring childish and sad and us lot know it.

I feel dirty replying as i hate feeding trolls

What Woody needs to worry about...and all Forest fans to be honest....is the FFP ruling being in effect next season. With the club itself not making any money, Billy's expensive transfer dealings,Players like Hobbs being given 4 and a half year contracts to spread costs...Forest are in very poor shape. Im informed that if Forest do not achieve promotion this season then they are in trouble.

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They're not free with phone contracts, the phone company paid the club.
Every club gives away corporate tickets.
The attendances aren't a problem just in your tiny mind to try and find a problem.
Your still talking crap same as you always did.

Well Woody,

Your logic is clearly expressed and I, as a long term supporter of The Rams will now have to try to sell the remains of my season ticket in order to migrate down to the Cshitty Ground in order to see a mighty team of thugs and hooligans doing the dirty work of a poison dwarf directed by laughing stock of a Chairman hiring struck-off lawyers and criminal players on a desperate mission to get promoted to dodge their culpability in breaking all FFP regulations

But before I do that could you re-assure me it it possible to get a season ticket in a pleasant modern stadium where the team plays attractive, exciting football?

If you can't guarantee all the above it looks as if I will have to continue my support for the decent end of the A52.

Thugs?

http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/ClubDiscipline/0,,10794~20137,00.html

http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/DivisionalDiscipline/0,,10794~20137,00.html

Unrelated but I quite like this one as well:

http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/CurrentForm/0,,10794~20137,00.html

FFP? Loads of ways round it

Derbymanc, the tickets were free to the fans which is why it boosted your attendances. The tickets that were given away in Derby Uni, toyota, Rolls Royce etc.... were free that why you were getting 29000 averages and now they are down to 23000. Now, thats not a problem in my mind cos I think its hilarious but it will be a problem in the mind of your owner and some of your fans who clearly got it wrong in believing you were a big club.

Ramdini, team of thugs and hooligans? Poison dwarf? Laughing stock of a chairman? Are we getting a little worked up? Why dont you answer my question instead of making yourself ill. But with so many sheep avoiding the topic I raised Im guessing that you dont have any answers.

Don't forget free season tickets to under 14s as well

Carry on Kuwait

Can you do all of us a favour then as we've asked before but as both you and TEG are full of crap, let us know when these free tickets are available so we can get them.

I believe Backo asked the same question when you 'claim' all this was going on and you all shirked it, hence your full of it.

BTW free season tickets for under 14's is a cracking idea for ANY club (I like kids for a quid too) as it cements a young fan base. If i didn't work away for most of the year i'd take that up tomorrow.

Oh and i forgot, tickets given to rolls royce etc etc, this is done by every club. Liverpool and Everton both do it with Camel Lairds

Ok look, because your free ticket policy is such a sore point for you and me not wanting to play on your very obvious sensitivities, can you just answer the original question? Where do you go from here to stop your attendances declining further because playing better football is obviously out of the question when shopping in poundland for your players. Its a desperate downward spiral you seem to have found yourself in and Im really worried about where it might end for you. #Pinocchio

Well the pound land players are above you muppets

Woody. Do Forest shop at Poundland?

Would anyone want to accept 'Corporate Entertainment' at the Sh!tty Ground anyway ?

Have they got Corperate?

I've answered your point Woody, no i'm not worried as the free ticket thing is baloney.
You have never been able to show and prove that free tickets are given to the 'man on the street.' They are corporate tickets or bought by the mobile phone company.
The reason our attendances are lower is that the demand for tickets was so much that they had to stop giving so many corporate tickets out.

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posted 27 minutes ago
Don't forget free season tickets to under 14s as well
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They're not actually free - you have to pay a membership fee to obtain one and then only if you buy an adult season ticket

I did explain this last year but obviously it has failed to penetrate Woody's fog and his 'makketting strategy'

In all seriousness, where the frig are these free tickets? I'm peed off with paying upwards of £32 for mine (vs Leicester).