what do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
what do you call a man without a spade in his head?
douglas
A man goes to the doctor and says
"Doctor, I've got a problem with my hearing."
Doctor: "What are the symptoms?"
Man: "Well, they're that yellow family off the telly aren't they?"
What do you call 2 scottish noofters?
Ben doon and Phil mcavity
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey pirate, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
a zebra
Why shouldn't you wear underwear with holes in Russia?
because chernobyl fallout
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 12 seconds ago
Why shouldn't you wear underwear with holes in Russia?
because chernobyl fallout
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Epic pun of the day Earl
Where does a homosexual go on holiday?
He goes to Bangkok.
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you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
Not joke related but funny anyway
http://youtu.be/taIhnjbCYbU
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Went upstairs last night & found my girlfriend standing in the wardrobe.
"What are you up to" I asked
"Narnia Business" She replied
This is a good joke -
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDvHOXiP9O_Y&ei=pjD-UqjBJ8PJhAeQ7oCYDw&usg=AFQjCNHpyTs5mZGV5MVhSzIedlgbrBGcfw&bvm=bv.61190604,d.ZG4
Went upstairs last night & found my girlfriend standing in the wardrobe.
"What are you up to" I asked
"Narnia Business" She replied
__________
Wonderfully inoffensive punnery!
joke of the day.....
Spurs
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posted on 14/2/14
what do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
what do you call a man without a spade in his head?
douglas
posted on 14/2/14
A man goes to the doctor and says
"Doctor, I've got a problem with my hearing."
Doctor: "What are the symptoms?"
Man: "Well, they're that yellow family off the telly aren't they?"
posted on 14/2/14
What do you call 2 scottish noofters?
Ben doon and Phil mcavity
posted on 14/2/14
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey pirate, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"
posted on 14/2/14
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
a zebra
posted on 14/2/14
Why shouldn't you wear underwear with holes in Russia?
because chernobyl fallout
posted on 14/2/14
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 12 seconds ago
Why shouldn't you wear underwear with holes in Russia?
because chernobyl fallout
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Epic pun of the day Earl
posted on 14/2/14
Where does a homosexual go on holiday?
He goes to Bangkok.
posted on 14/2/14
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posted on 14/2/14
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posted on 14/2/14
you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
posted on 14/2/14
Not joke related but funny anyway
http://youtu.be/taIhnjbCYbU
posted on 14/2/14
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posted on 14/2/14
Went upstairs last night & found my girlfriend standing in the wardrobe.
"What are you up to" I asked
"Narnia Business" She replied
posted on 14/2/14
This is a good joke -
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDvHOXiP9O_Y&ei=pjD-UqjBJ8PJhAeQ7oCYDw&usg=AFQjCNHpyTs5mZGV5MVhSzIedlgbrBGcfw&bvm=bv.61190604,d.ZG4
posted on 14/2/14
Went upstairs last night & found my girlfriend standing in the wardrobe.
"What are you up to" I asked
"Narnia Business" She replied
__________
Wonderfully inoffensive punnery!
posted on 14/2/14
joke of the day.....
Spurs
posted on 17/2/14
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posted on 17/2/14
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