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posted on 9/6/14

comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
Im just a poor working class boy who never got a privileged education, we cant all be like that thingy who posts all those fancy words,.....Red Congestion or whatever his name is
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Very pleased to meet you, Mr Twist.

posted on 9/6/14

comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by dunc - my gerbil is my best friend (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
,.....Red Congestion or whatever his name is

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more like indigestion, i find whatever he says hard to swallow
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very good Dunc.
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sarcasm??

posted on 9/6/14

comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
Im just a poor working class boy who never got a privileged education, we cant all be like that thingy who posts all those fancy words,.....Red Congestion or whatever his name is
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Very pleased to meet you, Mr Twist.
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Huh?

posted on 9/6/14

'Come' now Dunc, it can't be that hard to swallow

Sorry folks, just had to be done

posted on 9/6/14

No, it genuinely is good. Making use of Earl writing 'congestion', to turn to indigestion and continuing the metaphor to say that you find it hard to swallow.

Bravo.

posted on 9/6/14

comment by Glenghis (U19365)
posted 52 seconds ago
'Come' now Dunc, it can't be that hard to swallow

Sorry folks, just had to be done
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From what I hear, it isn't usually that difficult for Dunc to swallow. An extra quid does the trick, so I hear.

posted on 9/6/14

im not a slút

its 2 quid

posted on 9/6/14

comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
Im just a poor working class boy who never got a privileged education, we cant all be like that thingy who posts all those fancy words,.....Red Congestion or whatever his name is
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Very pleased to meet you, Mr Twist.
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Huh?
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"Im just a poor working class boy who never got a privileged education"... Oliver Twist, you know "please sir, can I have some more" cockney kid.

posted on 9/6/14

Dunc

posted on 9/6/14

I know Robert, I was playing along being an uneducated thick kid

posted on 9/6/14

to be fair, i am the king of puns

posted on 9/6/14

Oh, fúcking hell too much reverse psychology!!

posted on 9/6/14

comment by dunc - my gerbil is my best friend (U11713)
posted 30 seconds ago
to be fair, i am the king of puns
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More like the queen of buns

comment by Park (U13708)

posted on 9/6/14

comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 59 minutes ago
I know a United board member who keeps bees, last week someone raided his apiary and stole his prized queen (brave man)
Well two days ago the beekeeping board member got a call (someone gave him a buzz) and the person on the other end of the line said "£30m and you can have your queen bee back"
The furious boardmember said "that's outrageous, it's bribery", to which the bee thief replied "it's not bribery if I take the bee away, it's Ribery"

I can only deduce from this that we are signing Franck Ribery for £30m


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I was a bit beesy, but I read most of this

posted on 9/6/14

comment by MC Park Jirascal: The Man Who Stares at Gotze (U13708)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 59 minutes ago
I know a United board member who keeps bees, last week someone raided his apiary and stole his prized queen (brave man)
Well two days ago the beekeeping board member got a call (someone gave him a buzz) and the person on the other end of the line said "£30m and you can have your queen bee back"
The furious boardmember said "that's outrageous, it's bribery", to which the bee thief replied "it's not bribery if I take the bee away, it's Ribery"

I can only deduce from this that we are signing Franck Ribery for £30m


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I was a bit beesy, but I read most of this
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now that one did suck áss

comment by Park (U13708)

posted on 9/6/14

Beeware of your insults Dunc... They can hurt

posted on 9/6/14

Sting.... you should have said 'sting' and not 'hurt' MC...

comment by Park (U13708)

posted on 9/6/14

I was about to use sting Pun thief *

* Please be aware I said this rather waspishly.

posted on 9/6/14

comment by MC Park Jirascal: The Man Who Stares at Gotze (U13708)
posted 2 minutes ago
I was about to use stingPun thief *

* Please be aware I said this rather waspishly.
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Buzz off

comment by Park (U13708)

posted on 9/6/14

Hi've got issues with you telling me to buzz off

posted on 9/6/14

comment by MC Park Jirascal: The Man Who Stares at Gotze (U13708)
posted 1 minute ago
Hi've got issues with you telling me to buzz off
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Just deal with it, honey

posted on 9/6/14

could have swarm this was supposed to be a footie forum

comment by Park (U13708)

posted on 9/6/14

comment by Glenghis (U19365)
posted 1 minute ago
could have swarm this was supposed to be a footie forum
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Beehave

posted on 9/6/14

I seem to have stirred up a hornet's nest here

posted on 9/6/14

comment by Glenghis (U19365)
posted 51 seconds ago
could have swarm this was supposed to be a footie forum
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I think that's wasp it is intended as

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