comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 33 seconds ago
I seem to have stirred up a hornet's nest here
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Bet you didn't ANTicipate this did you?

comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
I know a United board member who keeps bees, last week someone raided his apiary and stole his prized queen (brave man)
Well two days ago the beekeeping board member got a call (someone gave him a buzz) and the person on the other end of the line said "£30m and you can have your queen bee back"
The furious boardmember said "that's outrageous, it's bribery", to which the bee thief replied "it's not bribery if I take the bee away, it's Ribery"

I can only deduce from this that we are signing Franck Ribery for £30m


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Dead oh dear

comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 33 seconds ago
I seem to have stirred up a hornet's nest here
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Bet you didn't ANTicipate this did you?
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Sorry this one's bugging me, it's not bee/wasp related.

comment by MC Park Jirascal: The Man Who Stares at Gotze (U13708)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Glenghis (U19365)
posted 1 minute ago
could have swarm this was supposed to be a footie forum
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Beehave

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Shouldn't that be BeeHive

comment by Busbybabes (U9083)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
I know a United board member who keeps bees, last week someone raided his apiary and stole his prized queen (brave man)
Well two days ago the beekeeping board member got a call (someone gave him a buzz) and the person on the other end of the line said "£30m and you can have your queen bee back"
The furious boardmember said "that's outrageous, it's bribery", to which the bee thief replied "it's not bribery if I take the bee away, it's Ribery"

I can only deduce from this that we are signing Franck Ribery for £30m


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Dead oh dear
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comment by Busbybabes (U9083)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
I know a United board member who keeps bees, last week someone raided his apiary and stole his prized queen (brave man)
Well two days ago the beekeeping board member got a call (someone gave him a buzz) and the person on the other end of the line said "£30m and you can have your queen bee back"
The furious boardmember said "that's outrageous, it's bribery", to which the bee thief replied "it's not bribery if I take the bee away, it's Ribery"

I can only deduce from this that we are signing Franck Ribery for £30m


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Dead oh dear
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Dead

comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 29 seconds ago
comment by Busbybabes (U9083)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
I know a United board member who keeps bees, last week someone raided his apiary and stole his prized queen (brave man)
Well two days ago the beekeeping board member got a call (someone gave him a buzz) and the person on the other end of the line said "£30m and you can have your queen bee back"
The furious boardmember said "that's outrageous, it's bribery", to which the bee thief replied "it's not bribery if I take the bee away, it's Ribery"

I can only deduce from this that we are signing Franck Ribery for £30m


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Dead oh dear
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Dead
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Haha, just noticed

comment by MC Park Jirascal: The Man Who Stares at Gotze (U13708)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 33 seconds ago
I seem to have stirred up a hornet's nest here
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Bet you didn't ANTicipate this did you?
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Sorry this one's bugging me, it's not bee/wasp related.
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Sorry, I spidern opportunity to continue the bug theme

comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by MC Park Jirascal: The Man Who Stares at Gotze (U13708)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Earl Brutus (U1449)
posted 33 seconds ago
I seem to have stirred up a hornet's nest here
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Bet you didn't ANTicipate this did you?
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Sorry this one's bugging me, it's not bee/wasp related.
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Sorry, I spidern opportunity to continue the bug theme
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Dead oh dear

Did you want me to tarantuslate for you Earl?

No I was just carrying on BuzzbyBabes quotes

You made a spelling error, don't try and worm out of it.

Funnelwebilly enough, I wasn't trying to

i got some new aftershave the other day but it stinks of píss.

i should of known because it was called Scenta-peed

This article wasp gnat what it seemed to bee.

comment by dunc - my gerbil is my best friend (U11713)

posted 3 minutes ago

i got some new aftershave the other day but it stinks of píss.

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Same one you've been using for years isn't it?

comment by He's French, He's Flash... (U9335)
posted 32 seconds ago
This article wasp gnat what it seemed to bee.
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Wonder where Jay is, normally he never misses a chance to tell us how much he loves his ant.