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posted on 27/8/14

comment by Greg- (U1192)
posted 22 seconds ago
we can't fly like bird?
we invent plane

we can't swim like fish?
we invent scuba gear or submarines

we can't defend ourselves against big animal?
we invent gun

we can't run travel very fast?
we invent train, car, bike

we invent machinery to make it possible for us to achieve things that we would otherwise have no chance of achieving

intelligence, i wonder how far our intelligence will go before we get wiped out by some natural disaster or something.


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I read all of that in a Russian accent. Made it much better.

posted on 27/8/14

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posted on 27/8/14

Some bloke decided he hadn't had enough fun after a doo a few years ago & decided to go & play with the lions in the local enclosure.

How he wishes he woke up with just a banging head.

Madness.

posted on 27/8/14

comment by The Galloping Major (U7010)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some bloke decided he hadn't had enough fun after a doo a few years ago & decided to go & play with the lions in the local enclosure.

How he wishes he woke up with just a banging head.

Madness.
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That's...just...

Natural selection doing it's work I suppose.

posted on 27/8/14

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posted on 27/8/14

Humans don't deserve to be seeded in the supremacy qualifiers. I suggest starting out against the wasp.

posted on 27/8/14

comment by iCraft uGraft - God. (U1193)

posted 4 minutes ago

comment by The Galloping Major (U7010)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some bloke decided he hadn't had enough fun after a doo a few years ago & decided to go & play with the lions in the local enclosure.

How he wishes he woke up with just a banging head.

Madness.
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That's...just...

Natural selection doing it's work I suppose.
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Wonder if they played pass the parcel with his spare ribs?

posted on 27/8/14

comment by The Galloping Major (U7010)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by iCraft uGraft - God. (U1193)

posted 4 minutes ago

comment by The Galloping Major (U7010)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some bloke decided he hadn't had enough fun after a doo a few years ago & decided to go & play with the lions in the local enclosure.

How he wishes he woke up with just a banging head.

Madness.
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That's...just...

Natural selection doing it's work I suppose.
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Wonder if they played pass the parcel with his spare ribs?
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Reckon they crafted handtools out of them to plot their daring escape.

posted on 27/8/14

comment by iCraft uGraft - God. (U1193)

posted 1 minute ago

comment by The Galloping Major (U7010)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by iCraft uGraft - God. (U1193)

posted 4 minutes ago

comment by The Galloping Major (U7010)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some bloke decided he hadn't had enough fun after a doo a few years ago & decided to go & play with the lions in the local enclosure.

How he wishes he woke up with just a banging head.

Madness.
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That's...just...

Natural selection doing it's work I suppose.
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Wonder if they played pass the parcel with his spare ribs?
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Reckon they crafted handtools out of them to plot their daring escape.
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Ask them for a lend when you take on the Leopard?

comment by Jay. (U16498)

posted on 27/8/14

How the fúck is this the #2 article of the day

posted on 27/8/14

comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 17 seconds ago
How the fúck is this the #2 article of the day
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Breeding ground of intelligence.

posted on 27/8/14

Best ja606 article I've read so far...

A few animals I wouldn't like to face from left field:

Anaconda - like feck do I ever want to be swallowed whole.

Crocodile - again screw that.

Great White

I think a Kangaroo would absolutely destroy me too but then it's a pretty decent match up between me and my Spaniel when we play fight

comment by Jay. (U16498)

posted on 27/8/14

You can run in zig zags to avoid a crocodile (fairly long zig zags otherwise it'll just run straight forwards! but they don't corner very well)

Kangaroos are amazing boxers.

comment by wump (U5046)

posted on 27/8/14

BTW cheetars are some of the least frightening animals out there. Would most likely run if it came across you.

posted on 27/8/14

comment by ☺ Wumpatröl - I know the pieces fit because I watched them fall away... (U5046)
posted 14 minutes ago
BTW cheetars are some of the least frightening animals out there. Would most likely run if it came across you.
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Is that before or after I stick my finger up its arsé?

comment by wump (U5046)

posted on 27/8/14

You are a very strange man.

comment by Jay. (U16498)

posted on 27/8/14

Why do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise

posted on 27/8/14

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posted on 27/8/14

I could tear it apart no problem. It'll have to wait in line though, gotta sort out that Leopard first.

posted on 28/8/14

I saw this article on buzzfeed last week, it's about animals that your glad are now extinct.

Such as the Titanoboa, the snake that grew to 13 feet and weighed just over a ton,it killed prey in the same way a boa constrictor does

http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/animals-youre-glad-are-extinct#1s912ir

posted on 28/8/14

comment by BruceandPally (U8201)
posted 1 hour, 46 minutes ago
I saw this article on buzzfeed last week, it's about animals that your glad are now extinct.

Such as the Titanoboa, the snake that grew to 13 feet and weighed just over a ton,it killed prey in the same way a boa constrictor does

http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/animals-youre-glad-are-extinct#1s912ir
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That one is easy. Just oil me up.

posted on 28/8/14

Once she has recovered from her injuries this woman should be prosecuted. Although the article alleges the leopard was the aggressor one must assume she provoked the attack, as well as impinging upon the leopard's territory. She purports to have been ferrying water, yet was carrying two offensive weapons, whereas the leopard was unarmed.

The leopard is a many coloured animal, handsome and gentle, whose only enemy is the dragon. When he roars he exhales a sweet odour which draws all animals to him except the dragon. The dragon retreats to his hole and lies stiff with fear, as if dead.

The leopard's is properly called panthera pardus (i.e. pan meaning all). As Isidore of Seville demonstrated this genial creature is so named, because the panther is the friend of all beasts other than the dragon. (cf. Etymologies, Book 12, 2:8-9)

posted on 28/8/14

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posted on 28/8/14

People forget that Leopards regularly carry their prey up trees and store them there so Hyena's for instance can't get to them. Nasty feckers

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