My dog once knocked me 4 or 5 feet in the air. I tried to jump out of his way (an average sized golden retriever) and he hit my legs at nearly full whack and sent my flying!

He also once ran full pelt in to a patio door (the stupid bástard)

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comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
posted 22 seconds ago


Never mind top 5 - no matter how experienced you are with animals ... Everyone knows not to píss off a Stingray
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RIP Steve 'I'm gonna poke this aligator up the árse with a stick' Irwin.

Though, to be fair, Steve Irwin being killed by a stingray is like me being killed by a toddler driving one of those red and yellow plastic cars...
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Take it that's a euphonium for a cha.v in a 1.0 lowered 1992 corsa with red bull f1 team stickers and a dustbin for an exhaust

..be afraid, be very afraid.
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No, one of these

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=kids+push+car&espv=2&tbm=isch&imgil=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%253B1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.kidskouch.com%25252Fplayitems.html&source=iu&fir=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%252C1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%252C_&usg=__HZSgWlwvLHX2yNc3ygMaFyHG5CU%3D&sa=X&ei=cej9U8fHKoPhaP35gaAL&ved=0CEEQ9QEwAw&biw=1534&bih=666&dpr=0.9#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%3B1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kidskouch.com%252Fimages%252FCozyCoupeCar.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kidskouch.com%252Fplayitems.html%3B600%3B600

comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
posted 22 seconds ago


Never mind top 5 - no matter how experienced you are with animals ... Everyone knows not to píss off a Stingray
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RIP Steve 'I'm gonna poke this aligator up the árse with a stick' Irwin.

Though, to be fair, Steve Irwin being killed by a stingray is like me being killed by a toddler driving one of those red and yellow plastic cars...
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Take it that's a euphonium for a cha.v in a 1.0 lowered 1992 corsa with red bull f1 team stickers and a dustbin for an exhaust

..be afraid, be very afraid.
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No, one of these

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=kids+push+car&espv=2&tbm=isch&imgil=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%253B1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.kidskouch.com%25252Fplayitems.html&source=iu&fir=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%252C1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%252C_&usg=__HZSgWlwvLHX2yNc3ygMaFyHG5CU%3D&sa=X&ei=cej9U8fHKoPhaP35gaAL&ved=0CEEQ9QEwAw&biw=1534&bih=666&dpr=0.9#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%3B1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kidskouch.com%252Fimages%252FCozyCoupeCar.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kidskouch.com%252Fplayitems.html%3B600%3B600
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Imagine the damage a leopard could do driving one of those. That Indian woman would surely not have survived.

comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
posted 22 seconds ago


Never mind top 5 - no matter how experienced you are with animals ... Everyone knows not to píss off a Stingray
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RIP Steve 'I'm gonna poke this aligator up the árse with a stick' Irwin.

Though, to be fair, Steve Irwin being killed by a stingray is like me being killed by a toddler driving one of those red and yellow plastic cars...
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Take it that's a euphonium for a cha.v in a 1.0 lowered 1992 corsa with red bull f1 team stickers and a dustbin for an exhaust

..be afraid, be very afraid.
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No, one of these

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=kids+push+car&espv=2&tbm=isch&imgil=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%253B1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.kidskouch.com%25252Fplayitems.html&source=iu&fir=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%252C1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%252C_&usg=__HZSgWlwvLHX2yNc3ygMaFyHG5CU%3D&sa=X&ei=cej9U8fHKoPhaP35gaAL&ved=0CEEQ9QEwAw&biw=1534&bih=666&dpr=0.9#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=ckDK8i_TM8KloM%253A%3B1l7ADh2zY4dpZM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kidskouch.com%252Fimages%252FCozyCoupeCar.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.kidskouch.com%252Fplayitems.html%3B600%3B600
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same thing isn't it?

Imagine the damage a leopard could do driving one of those. That Indian woman would surely not have survived.

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If I wasn't at work I would photoshop a leopard in to one of those....

For now, these will have to do

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topgear.com%2Fau%2Fassets%2Fcms%2F9422ec81-495d-4644-892c-ef3700869e60%2FLarge%252520Image.jpg%253Fp%253D091102_10%3A06&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topgear.com%2Fau%2Fcar-news%2Fleopard-audi-tt-2009-11-02&h=325&w=578&tbnid=MZpSr0sQoKmJjM%3A&zoom=1&docid=kIINtK1WXUlsKM&ei=i-n9U_ujFZSp7AbGyIC4Dw&tbm=isch&ved=0CCgQMygHMAc&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=402&page=1&start=0&ndsp=18


http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fghostofelberry.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F11%2Fcar-leopard.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fghostofelberry.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F11%2F&h=790&w=500&tbnid=dL3TZ11y6wAQqM%3A&zoom=1&docid=ESYdec0gS9WLqM&ei=i-n9U_ujFZSp7AbGyIC4Dw&tbm=isch&ved=0CE0QMygiMCI&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=199&page=2&start=18&ndsp=25

that second one is genius

comment by Greg- (U1192)
posted 6 minutes ago
my husky weighs 39 kilos, it runs at me and jumps at my chest and knocks me over with ease.
he ran full speed into my knee once and he was fine, hes got a solid head.
a leopard is what 60 kilos? ...
you'd get flattened unless you're some 100 + kg body builder with a bit of agility about you
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Average weight I think is 30kg.

And I am 100kg, body builder. Not sure about agility, I play 7 a side once a week if that helps.

And Sheriff, it's probably not stronger than me. It has more explosive power I would say. But general strength is another thing.

If I could get near it's throat. Or gouch it's eyes out. Like I said, as long as it doesn't instantly lunge and get my neck, I'd have a chance.

And I'm for sure stronger than a pitbull.

My mums cat can cause a fair bit if damage and it's 5kg and about 7 inches tall. It's like a jigsaw coming at you with it's talons and speed when angry, you can barley even see it.

A 60kg leopard with 3 inch long claws and teeth, explosive power and reflexes much faster than yours would destroy even a 100kg bodybuilder. Sure you might even be slightly stringer, but It would shred you to pieces before you could even get near it's head or neck.

Without some sort of weapon I'd give anyone about a minute tops.

No way in hell is a leopard's average weight 30kg.

Average weight is 60kg (130lbs) up to a maximum of 91kg (201lbs)

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comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 30 seconds ago
My mums cat can cause a fair bit if damage and it's 5kg and about 7 inches tall. It's like a jigsaw coming at you with it's talons and speed when angry, you can barley even see it.

A 60kg leopard with 3 inch long claws and teeth, explosive power and reflexes much faster than yours would destroy even a 100kg bodybuilder. Sure you might even be slightly stringer, but It would shred you to pieces before you could even get near it's head or neck.

Without some sort of weapon I'd give anyone about a minute tops.
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60kg I agree is a bit heavy. Maybe a female leopard would be more managable.

comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 1 minute ago
Average weight is 60kg (130lbs) up to a maximum of 91kg (201lbs)

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That'll be the males. Females are much smaller.

35 – 40 kg (77 - 88 lbs) for the females. That's manageable I think.

https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=weight%20of%20leopard

indian leopard male 50-77 kg.

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I'd fight a female leopard anyday of the week. Bring it on.

Didn't realise the males could weigh quite so much though. 90kg, feck that.

It's one thing saying you have a chance on here, being in the situation against a fully grown Leopard is another, its speed for one would have you on the back foot, in survival mode most likely.

It might be possibe but I just dont think you'd have much of a chance to attack it, nor would that be your mindset.

even a 60 kg leopard charging at you at 35 odd miles per hour will flatten you.

im 85 kg and i regularly play with my pals Malamute which is around 55 kg and it is an absolute tank. extremely strong animal, whenever i see it, it jumps on me and knocks me back and that is just friendly play.

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Yeah they're pretty strong, drag antelopes up trees with their teeth, can't imagine an antelope weighs much less than 60+ kg.

The feck is a malamute?

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