this thread turning into a ' top 5 animals I'd rather not fight' theme.

Polar bear
Siberian tiger
Honey badger
Chimpanzee
Great white

Best animal pun wins a prize.

If that were an adult tiger, she'd stand absolutely no chance. But then again, leopards are no joke. I wouldn't want to ever face one.

And nobody has mentioned the hippopotamus yet clearly the most badass of all animals! bullet proof skin! yes literally, can run at 30km/h, so you'd have to be Usain Bolt to outrun one, kill more humans than lions per year, hippos are known to regularly kill crocodiles

comment by Jay. (U16498)
posted 10 seconds ago
Best animal pun wins a prize.
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I used to make clothing out of dead animals. I got a small primate and a stripey looking horse, and made a type of womens underwear out of it. It was a chimpanzee bra.

I'd rather not go against a
Bear
Tiger
Lion
Cheetah
Bull
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Cheetahs are even far more lightweight than Leopards. And timid. Your average cheetah would never attack a human.

and almost no instances of Cheetahs attacking a man Greg, too lightweight, like some midfields we could mention!

comment by Mex- The Angel has landed (U6687)
posted 1 minute ago
And nobody has mentioned the hippopotamus yetclearly the most badass of all animals! bullet proof skin! yes literally, can run at 30km/h, so you'd have to be Usain Bolt to outrun one, kill more humans than lions per year, hippos are known to regularly kill crocodiles
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There was a circus once that had dwarf acrobats jumping over circus animals. One dwarf miscalculated his jump and unfortunately there was a hippo yawning at the time. He landed flush in its mouth and it swallowed him whole. True story.

comment by Mex- The Angel has landed (U6687)
posted 1 minute ago
And nobody has mentioned the hippopotamus yetclearly the most badass of all animals! bullet proof skin! yes literally, can run at 30km/h, so you'd have to be Usain Bolt to outrun one, kill more humans than lions per year, hippos are known to regularly kill crocodiles
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Not only that, chances are you wouldn't even notice it until it suddenly rears up out of the water and bites your leg off.

Also that small fish that swims up your japseye and extends its spines would be about as much fun as a night in Rolf harris's cell dressed as a schoolboy.

The 5 animals I wouldn't want to fight

Hippo
Rhino
Elephant
Polar Bear
Cliff Richard

Hippo has a serious bad attitude, especially on land. Avoid!!!!!! Bite more devastating than Suarez's as well.

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The greatest circus in the world by the sounds of it

Mex
Elephant may attack you cos he is pis sed off with you, but may get bored especialy if you make yourself scarce. The polar bear really really wants to eat you so isn't going to lose interest. Think the Polar Bear is the only anmal that habitually (as opposed to a few rogue animals) chooses to hunt man, not nice at all.

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comment by bomdia (U13941)
posted 40 seconds ago
Mex
Elephant may attack you cos he is pis sed off with you, but may get bored especialy if you make yourself scarce. The polar bear really really wants to eat you so isn't going to lose interest. Think the Polar Bear is the only anmal that habitually (as opposed to a few rogue animals) chooses to hunt man, not nice at all.
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Nit a lot of places to hide from one up there either.

comment by bomdia (U13941)
posted 7 minutes ago
and almost no instances of Cheetahs attacking a man Greg, too lightweight, like some midfields we could mention!
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I know

but in a rare case where there is a hungry cheetah and a lonely man with no weapons in a field.
showdown, 1 cheetah, 1 70 kg man, both hungry and looking for something to eat.

would you rather face the hippo or the cheetah

Horses can kick harder than any animal on the planet

I read an article a few months ago about a huge mass of Crocs & Hippo's gathering against each other on the Zambian river. Looked some sight.

The Honey Badger despite its size would be the most demoralising opponent, in the instance you're mad enough to mix it.

You'd probably end up falling to the floor in a state having given it your all, to get sodding no-where (where's a gun when you need one) & simply be a succulent meal.

No thanks.

Also a shout out to Gorilla's and Chimps, when angry they can be extremely vicious, you'd have no chance against a large male of either

comment by Lefty (U17934)
posted 29 seconds ago
Horses can kick harder than any animal on the planet
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True, but they are pretty tame in my lasagne.

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Cheetahs have massive razor sharp claws and are incredibly quick in both speed and reflex. Probably lop your arms off before you knew what was happening.

Everything about the big cat family of animals is designed to be a super predator, they are killing machines, pure and simple, which makes what that woman did remarkable.

Imagine a Cheetah charging at you at 70 odd mph....

Imagine blowing a cheetah's head off with a bolt action rifle