What you a describing is not a “minus statue” it is an anti-statue and the problem with anti-statues is that if they come into contact with “real” matter both the anti-statue and the matter are utterly obliterated in an explosion that instantly converts all of the mass within both into energy.

The resulting explosion is of epic proportions (e=mc2 and all that jive) and even a relatively small anti-statue explosion could destroy an area the size of a small town leaving it a desolate, uninhabitable wasteland that would remain barren for centuries.

I don’t know why I’m explaining all this to you as I’m sure you already know how West Brom came into being.

comment by aries22 (U1203)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
Pundit could come up with a scheme for minus statues (for the mathematically challenged, they're the opposite of statues) for managers who fail to strengthen their squads and get their teams needlessly relegated and sink without strace. Maybe Bute could advise him on that.
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This isn't about Brian Talbot, but he did play for Arsenal, didn't he?

This about your hero, Bute - Mick McCarthy.

I wasn't really into physics or any of Albert Einstein's theories Tatter, but I do know someone with a sense of humour decided to make Wolverhampton a city just so it could be voted the world's fifth worst.

Sounds like you did embroidery instead.

Anybody for a tea cosy?

Five's not been your lucky number in recent years has it Unc?