comment by Gordon Armstrong (U2977)
posted 23 minutes ago
West Ham's extremely embarrassing girlie song, that seems to have a link to Michael Jackson 'blowing' Bubbles, seems to be the only one that they know . . . . and it really is for girls

Why would grown men sing that
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This. I hate that song.

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Liverpoollll liverpoool

makes me want to tear my ears off.

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They play that on PES. It's fecking annoying on there as well.

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And Blue moon is also toss.

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - twice the posts in half the time (U2958)
posted 1 minute ago
actually... "10 german bombers" is probably the worst chant ever.
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BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comment by Bed Wetting Cretin (BWC1) (U9335)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - twice the posts in half the time (U2958)
posted 1 minute ago
actually... "10 german bombers" is probably the worst chant ever.
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BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With the exception of when someone shouts "In Ze Air"

This will be an unpopular one, but,
the "Steve Gerrard, Gerrard. He slipped on his funkin ass" chant.

two reasons this one annoys me a bit. The first being that i much prefer the Transfer request version of this chant. The second reason, is that everytime i hear it, i think of the fact City won the league and we finished 7th!!

The England band is the worst thing to ever happen to football. They know maybe 2 tunes, tops, and they're both wánk.

comment by My Old Man Said Be A City Fan (U19168)
posted 17 seconds ago
This will be an unpopular one, but,
the "Steve Gerrard, Gerrard. He slipped on his funkin ass" chant.

two reasons this one annoys me a bit. The first being that i much prefer the Transfer request version of this chant. The second reason, is that everytime i hear it, i think of the fact City won the league and we finished 7th!!


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Also the fact that he fell to his knees, not on his ass

Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...

Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

Any chant that sounds like a primary school class wrote it...

He's big, he's brave, hes spanish dave. He makes great saves, he never shaves. He's flying through the air, come and have a shot if you dare...

That Spanish Dave one is so bad.

Have you seen that Arsenal kid on youtube that does songs like that, French? You'd hate him.

Not seen him Daz.. already want to punch him!

To be fair yes united and liverpool have some poor songsbut in general they have a vast array of very good songs.
If you want the worst most embarassing then go down to the Emirates. My god they are awful

Aaarsenal, Aaaaaarsenal

Who who who to be who to be a gooner

And its Arsenal.....by far the greatest team

I particularly liked the Liverpool followers chanting "we're gonna win the league" last season.

“You’re shish, and you know you are!”

Sung to Galatasary fans at the Bridge

SAF must never have paid attention to the Man City support. If he had, the last thing he would have described City as is 'noisy.'

comment by Bridge-Banter ✫ (with a silent D) (U12349)
posted 57 seconds ago
“You’re shish, and you know you are!”

Sung to Galatasary fans at the Bridge
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Double

Chelsea fans chants are quite poor although i do like the Willian one

'Jose Mourinho' is the most annoying by far! Swear I have to mute it when ever I can hear it through the tv

The Arsenal kid that sings about Podolski

cant be bothered to find the link but its hilarious

Utd fans to Liverpool players -

"You scouse astard"

Liverpool fans resposne

"Your captain is Scouse,
Your captain is Scouse,
You are Man Utd and your captain is Scouse"

the Willian song is gemius

I do not like eden eden eden eden eden eden eden hazard that's annoying

Here, knock yourself out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw

comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 minute ago
Here, knock yourself out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw
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This winds me up for so many reasons.

So Arsenal fans hate the boring 'Chelsea, Chelsea, CHELSEA!' chant despite having the 'Ar-senal Ar-senal' chat.

Utd fans hate the Arsenal chants despite having 'Utd. Utd. Utd.'

Chelsea fans hate the Arsenal chants despite having the Chelsea chant.

I can only conclude that a fine rectal thrashing is needed for all fans.

comment by ● (U4443)
posted 4 seconds ago
So Arsenal fans hate the boring 'Chelsea, Chelsea, CHELSEA!' chant despite having the 'Ar-senal Ar-senal' chat.

Utd fans hate the Arsenal chants despite having 'Utd. Utd. Utd.'

Chelsea fans hate the Arsenal chants despite having the Chelsea chant.

I can only conclude that a fine rectal thrashing is needed for all fans.
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I can only conclude that a fine rectal thrashing is needed for all fans.

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Enough of your homo-erotic fantasies thank you!