He cheats on his wife
He cheats on his wiiiiife
Olivier Giroud
He ruined my life

comment by Bed Wetting Cretin (BWC1) (U9335)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 minute ago
Here, knock yourself out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw
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This winds me up for so many reasons.


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Some of them are amazing. His rap about Bale and Arsenal is painful.

dot That's brilliant.

GT probably hates that one.

Alexis woooahh
Alexis wooooah
He came to us for geographical reasons.

An-der-son-son-son
He's better than Kleberson
Ander-son-son-son
He's our midfield magician
To the left
To the right
To the Samba beat all night
He is class with a brass
and he sh|ts on Fab-re-gaaaaassss....

Was never true... certainly isn't still true.

Never rated Anderson.

He's a fat blob of a mess.

I wish he would disappear... along with his rubbish chant and pants dance moves.

Anderson is your Bendtner

Both as tricky to get rid of as willywarts

Shall we sing a song for you <yawn>

The 'oh when the saints (spurs) one is so fakking grating

The John Terry one makes me chuckle

Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
It could be worse he could be scouse
He'd 4uck your wife and rob your house"

I don`t like singing at football anyway, When I used to go I went to watch the football, not listen to auditions for Choir of the Year.

comment by UnitedRedMacca (U2024)
posted 2 minutes ago
Shall we sing a song for you <yawn>

The 'oh when the saints (spurs) one is so fakking grating

The John Terry one makes me chuckle

Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
It could be worse he could be scouse
He'd 4uck your wife and rob your house"


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when opposition fans sing to us 'where were you when you were sh.1.t '. The most ludicrously inappropriate and ignorant think to say (or should I say sing)

Where were you though?

comment by joeymancityz. (U4783)
posted 11 minutes ago
when opposition fans sing to us 'where were you when you were sh.1.t '. The most ludicrously inappropriate and ignorant think to say (or should I say sing)
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Exactly. You're there now, and you're still shít

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Has to be that Liverpool chant that I heard a lot towards the end of last season. "We are Liverpoool tralalalala." Absolutely awful. Just behind that would be Tottenham's tediously slow "when the Spurs go marching in."

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terrible

comment by joeymancityz. (U4783)
posted 31 minutes ago
when opposition fans sing to us 'where were you when you were sh.1.t '. The most ludicrously inappropriate and ignorant think to say (or should I say sing)
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Sorry, is your problem with this a) attendances haven't gone up since ManC stopped being shít, or b) ManC were never shít? Because you'd do well to convince anyone of either.

They've moved since they were shiiit so maybe it's just oppo fans getting confused.

Tbh I find virtually all football chants annoying as f-ck, it's pretty much banter but sung by thousands at once, horrible.

I much prefer just the loud noise/atmosphere you seem to hear in European games. Maybe it's because they're singing in a foreign language that it just sounds like noise that I don't mind it.

comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 3 minutes ago
Tbh I find virtually all football chants annoying as f-ck, it's pretty much banter but sung by thousands at once, horrible.

I much prefer just the loud noise/atmosphere you seem to hear in European games. Maybe it's because they're singing in a foreign language that it just sounds like noise that I don't mind it.
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Well they sure as hell aren't just bashing drums and growling....

I liked Fulham fans singing "you're Sylvain, I bet you think this song is about you"

Think it was about Sylvain Legwinski

funny.

other than that most football songs are awful, I mainly like the ones that make me smile like when a team is losing 5 nil and teh fans sing "we're gonna win 6-5"

Sounds like it. But my main issue is in England this desire to come up with 'witty' banter chants, can't stand it.

I don't know about that. Some European countries sound a lot louder but it seems to lack spontaneity. Just chanting the same thing over and over. English crowds seem to have a better sense of humour. Might be just the language barrier though.

nah, it's not... they have no humour in their songs.

I love the banter and the fast thinking.

I remember being at a UTD game in Portugal when the flood lights went out...

Within about 2 seconds, the whole away end was chanting "we'll play in the dark, we'll play in the dark... we're Man UTD... we'll play in the dark".

You can;t beat it.

But I don't want some fat geezer coming up with some humorous chant that isn't remotely funny or enjoyable for thousands of other fat geezers to chant with their arms in the air wearing a stone island jacket

X player will "score when he wants" is pretty tedious...