or post your bosses name and number and we will call for you pretending to be your wife?

comment by Scouse-the cage fighter-Heart (U3234)
posted 3 minutes ago
Always go for the chronic squits and you have soiled the thunder krackers so badly that you are too embarrassed to even stand anywhere near him so you sent him a quick email on the way home.....
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May as well just shît yourself for authenticity

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Thanks chaps great excuses there. I personally wouldn't use any of them. I told them recently I had a kidney infection yet i was in work the next day

Foza - Of course I want us to lose. This is a mickey mouse cup and I never want me team to lose

Fackkkk game at 6pm!!!!!!

Fack sake

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I wouldn't mind a draw, 3za

on ideas on the team

I have some dirty manc wanting to bet we don't get through

any ideas on the team even

Sturridge starts

Mignolet – Touré, Škrtel, Lovren – Ibe, Allen, Emre Can, Moreno – Lallana, Sterling – Sturridge



Woomuwed team

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 37 minutes ago
Chaps I need to get out of work early today. I finsih at 5.30pm but need to cycle home so wont be home until 6.15pm. I can't miss 15 minutes.

Bear in mind my boss is a Fulham fan and I have been ripping him for a year now.

Give me some good excuses please...
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Cycle faster? Get on your bike son, literally.

How far do you have to cycle?

comment by Neo Liverpool (U9135)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 37 minutes ago
Chaps I need to get out of work early today. I finsih at 5.30pm but need to cycle home so wont be home until 6.15pm. I can't miss 15 minutes.

Bear in mind my boss is a Fulham fan and I have been ripping him for a year now.

Give me some good excuses please...
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Cycle faster? Get on your bike son, literally.
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Neo I cycle across the city of London in rush hour. My journey is 9.5 miles and I do it in 22 minutes. I don't think anyone could beat that across London. I have been given 3 charges for jumping red lights since January so I am trying to avoid that

Watch the match at the closest convenient place you know or can can find. That's what I do.

Mamba I like to get home so i can get on the beers. I am nightmare cycling when I am drunk. I end up fighting with bus drivers and taxi drivers

Chaps I need to get out of work early today. I finsih at 5.30pm but need to cycle home so wont be home until 6.15pm. I can't miss 15 minutes.

Bear in mind my boss is a Fulham fan and I have been ripping him for a year now.

Give me some good excuses please...
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Cycle faster? Get on your bike son, literally.
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Neo I cycle across the city of London in rush hour. My journey is 9.5 miles and I do it in 22 minutes. I don't think anyone could beat that across London. I have been given 3 charges for jumping red lights since January so I am trying to avoid that
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If you finish at 5:30 and it takes you 22 minutes to get home. Why will you only make it home at 6:15?

Confirmed team

Mig

Kolo
Lovren
Skrtel

Ibe
Allen
Can
Moreno

Sterling
Sturridge
Balo

In that case I am with Neo.
On yer bike saan

I am just going to pack up and leg it. Hopefully no one will notice and if they ask tomorrow i will say i got stuck on the toilet

comment by LocoLiverpool  (U18018)
posted less than a minute ago
Chaps I need to get out of work early today. I finsih at 5.30pm but need to cycle home so wont be home until 6.15pm. I can't miss 15 minutes.

Bear in mind my boss is a Fulham fan and I have been ripping him for a year now.

Give me some good excuses please...
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Cycle faster? Get on your bike son, literally.
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Neo I cycle across the city of London in rush hour. My journey is 9.5 miles and I do it in 22 minutes. I don't think anyone could beat that across London. I have been given 3 charges for jumping red lights since January so I am trying to avoid that
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If you finish at 5:30 and it takes you 22 minutes to get home. Why will you only make it home at 6:15?
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I work in a huge building. The lifts from 5-5.30pm are nightmare. I then have to get changed and I also have to stop at the shop to get beer and then get out of my wet clothes when I get home

Subs

Ward
Manq
Brannagan
Williams
Lallana
Lambert
Borini

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