If you can get close enough to a salmon to tickle it, you deserve to get it in your frying pan.

What if the salmon isn't ticklish?

no probs thrice...

it comes in a tin hahahahah

What if the salmon tickles you?

comment by I'm not Spartacus. and definitely not Vidal (U4603)
posted less than a minute ago
Interfering with nature, we are doomed.
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I flicked on a page and some woman was interfering with, well say no more, it wasn't a tree.

comment by 2 Wellies (U6713)
posted less than a minute ago
What if the salmon tickles you?
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Stick it back on the pan.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Flop

comment by I'm not Spartacus. and definitely not Vidal (U4603)
posted less than a minute ago
Interfering with nature, we are doomed.
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Interestingly the last British Great Auk was stoned to death by the good folk of St Kilda, who, not unreasonably, mistook it for a witch. True.

Ey-up Heb, have you claimed salvage on that rig yet?

Hey, I'll give you a great recipe for Crispy Skin Salmon if you like.

Are you sure of that Heb'. Sounds a bit like the Hartlepool monkey hanging myth.

it's not Hey, it's Heb

comment by thriceRamdini (U20410)
posted less than a minute ago
Hey, I'll give you a great recipe for Crispy Skin Salmon if you like.
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Cook it a little longer?

ooowww. go on then thrice. lol

comment by thriceRamdini (U20410)
posted less than a minute ago
Hey, I'll give you a great recipe for Crispy Skin Salmon if you like.
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Oil Galore ?

comment by 🏁AnglianRam🏁 (U17428)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by thriceRamdini (U20410)
posted less than a minute ago
Hey, I'll give you a great recipe for Crispy Skin Salmon if you like.
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Oil Galore ?
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Not when the rig is now standing next to his house.

comment by Igor Le Gooooooooooooooal (U1993)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by thriceRamdini (U20410)
posted less than a minute ago
Hey, I'll give you a great recipe for Crispy Skin Salmon if you like.
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Cook it a little longer?
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I prefer the flesh to the skin😄

watnall,

you got to do better man, cmon..

comment by 🏁AnglianRam🏁 (U17428)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by thriceRamdini (U20410)
posted less than a minute ago
Hey, I'll give you a great recipe for Crispy Skin Salmon if you like.
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Oil Galore ?
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Yes, truck producing a lot of smoke but works.......

Seems like we're pressing higher. I wonder if this is the tactic, first half sit deep n look to counter, second half a bit more pro-active unless you've nicked a goal then continue as before.

comment by 🏁AnglianRam🏁 (U17428)
posted about a minute ago
comment by thriceRamdini (U20410)
posted less than a minute ago
Hey, I'll give you a great recipe for Crispy Skin Salmon if you like.
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Oil Galore ?
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as in "Whisky Galore"?

Almost makes me want us to concede early on.

Half time entertainment over.

We've a game to win.

Come on you Rams.

comment by 2 Wellies (U6713)
posted less than a minute ago
Almost makes me want us to concede early on.
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Ys, totally concede, lik throwin the towel in at boxing, then we can all go to the pub before HT