Just read a headline stating "Prodigy Bearman taking it slowly in first full weekend."

For a moment I thought Zimbabwe had a Formula 1 driver.

Chortle

This is an actual extract from a seex education textbook for girls, printed in the early 1960's in the UK.

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest Congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up, and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup.

Plz check the spurs board daz

Trader Joes was a pumkinfest nitemare 2day

North Korea beet Brazill and kwollifigh 4 tha wimmun's U20 Whirled Cup semease!

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keeps up N Corea 100% winnin recored v Brazil in wimmin n men gamez as report bye! Pyongyang News

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ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!

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mans has been ignored on the live thread all day by the site mans needs acknowledgements

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mans has been ignored on the live thread all day by the site mans needs acknowledgements
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comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame - in Springfield they're eating the dogs (U6426)
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North Korea beet Brazill and kwollifigh 4 tha wimmun's U20 Whirled Cup semease!
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Pun-nil to you

Acknowledged

USA beat Germany on pens (2-2 aet)
Netherlands beat Colombia on pens (2-2 aet)
Japan beat Spain 1-0 aet.

Semis are USA-North Korea and Japan-Netherlands

Brasileirão standings after round 26

53 Botafogo
50 Palmeiras
49 Fortaleza
45 Flamengo (game in hand)

Didn't realise Memphis has joined Corinthians

Corinthians are in danger of being relegated
Supposedly they're the 2nd most supported club in Borezil after Flamengo

I was wondering why I couldn't see their name in that table above

comment by Peks - Comanche Moon (U6618)
posted 6 hours, 15 minutes ago
Corinthians are in danger of being relegated
Supposedly they're the 2nd most supported club in Borezil after Flamengo
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Only one win in their last 8, but that was fairly recent and against Flamengo.

Strangely enough Corinthians are still in both their cup competitions too.

They play Flamengo in the semis of the Copa do Brasil, and they're due to meet Fortaleza in the quarters of the Copa Sudamericana.


Depay's yet to play a game for them though. It seems he still hasn't recovered from his injury against England in the Euros semis.

Depay's a decent player ...but he's never fit

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 1 day, 20 hours ago
Plz check the spurs board daz
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What would you like me to check, Sandy’s return?

Or Clankfield?

More like sheet floats

Literary masterpiece