This reminds me of the Ozil contract situation.

Ozil thinks other teams want him, finds out they don't and signs a new contract at Arsenal.

Stick with the wife, although she'll be disappointed as you'll keep hiding when the going gets rough you'll still be handsomely rewarded with ploughing her everyday

comment by Greatteamswinit4times- a terrible enemy (U6008)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 1 minute ago
I assume that she isn't still waiting next to you whilst you have written this article waiting for advice, so what exactly did you say at the time?
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That I’m lost for words. I was.
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She asked you what you were doing and you said "I'm lost for words". I think that your dilemma is over.
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😂

If the internet was sniffernet then this would have an aroma of bullsheite.

Ok, so I told my wife, and she quietly walked into the bedroom. Should I be worried?
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Yes, why the feck did you do that?
You've just added a complication you didn't need.

All you had to do was tell the girl in work that you're married, and not up for an away fixture, and then forget about it.

You'd better make sure your missus hasn't walked quietly into the bedroom to burn all your clothes.

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 4 minutes ago
Ok, so I told my wife, and she quietly walked into the bedroom. Should I be worried?
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No, go and join her. Maybe you could ask if your work colleague could join in?

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 7 minutes ago
Ok, so I told my wife, and she quietly walked into the bedroom. Should I be worried?
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Definitely mate, she will be out tomorrow night having some rebound rompus

Ok this is turning ugly. Some dude called Jerome just called to say hello. I don’t even know him!

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 2 minutes ago
Ok this is turning ugly. Some dude called Jerome just called to say hello. I don’t even know him!
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Was his first name Cameron?

Ok this is turning ugly. Some dude called Jerome just called to say hello. I don’t even know him!
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Oh, God, another dilemma.

Maybe he caught wind of the rebound s3x available from your missus

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 6 minutes ago
Ok this is turning ugly. Some dude called Jerome just called to say hello. I don’t even know him!
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Jerome. Carrying a BBC definitely. I'd keep an eye on your missus m8.

Was his first name Cameron?
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Why does it matter?

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 7 minutes ago
Ok this is turning ugly. Some dude called Jerome just called to say hello. I don’t even know him!
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ffs. Do you think he is going to ask you out as well?

comment by Cornelius Oofterom (U15867)
posted 29 seconds ago
comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 7 minutes ago
Ok this is turning ugly. Some dude called Jerome just called to say hello. I don’t even know him!
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ffs. Do you think he is going to ask you out as well?
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I asked Oxtail for directions once and he tried to ram his tongue down my throat.

A) maybe he just wants to know what your doing on Valentines Day

B) He is pumping your wife

C) He is the work mates husband and wants to kill you

D) You have fcked up

If the Mrs bins you and the work colleague isn't actually offering anything other than polite conversation, I suppose you've always got Jerome to fall back on, so to speak.

Wow! It appears Jerome is the gorgeous lady’s boyfriend. I think she mentioned him once.

I reckon I’m being played.

Wow! It appears Jerome is the gorgeous lady’s boyfriend. I think she mentioned him once.
I reckon I’m being played.
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Yes, you're being played, by your own imagination.

See a therapist, and tell them about Jerome, and his gorgeous girlfriend who's been coming onto you.

Can I pump your wife?

Can I pump your wife?
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Is this a trick question?

So your wife’s still in the bedroom waiting for you, Jerome and this hot woman to join her and you’re sat talking on here?

So your wife’s still in the bedroom waiting for you, Jerome and this hot woman to join her and you’re sat talking on here?
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Stop trying to scare me.

So your wife’s still in the bedroom waiting for you, Jerome and this hot woman to join her and you’re sat talking on here?
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Where did it all go wrong?

Mrs Oxtail’s sat in the bedroom wearing her best lingerie and her most expensive perfume, and Oxtail's downstairs chatting on 606 and holding his wand.

Jerome’s just crept in and sneaked upstairs.

Looks like you need more than our help. Sort yourself out m8

So what are my next steps? I’m in the middle of a crossroad.