Admin- we have another fackin nutter here

Get back to the pavement then you lunatic

There’s no hot girl
There’s no wife
There’s probably not even a job for you being honest

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 1 minute ago
So what are my next steps? I’m in the middle of a crossroad.
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Just stand still and hope a truck hits you, it's probably for the best

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 17 minutes ago
Can I pump your wife?
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Is this a trick question?
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Is that a no?

I think I’ll just get my wife to explain to the gorgeous lady that though I fancy her a lot, I’m taken. Good idea!

Get Jerome around. He might be a fan of Oxtail's hoop...

FFS, a woman who is probably asking what you are doing with your wife, feeling sae in doing so because she knows youre married and you take it as a come on.

comment by Lubo - Feed The Sogg and He Will Score (U14008)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 17 minutes ago
Can I pump your wife?
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Is this a trick question?
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Is that a no?
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It doesn't look like a definite 'no', it's worth following up. You might have to wait for Jerome to finish, though.

Wtf is this mess. Go see a shrink you nutjob.

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Ace you’re so mean!

Op: the answer was simple: ‘you’

"Buying my wife dinner then taking her up the Gary Glitter with a large portion of love sausage, how about you?"

or

"Buying you dinner then taking you up the Gary Glitter with a large portion of love sausage, what time shall I book the table for?"
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To be fair, ACE, corporate culture has changed a bit since you last worked in it. HR would definitely want a word or two, and the words may well be ‘Clear your fvcking desk”

Unless he works for Oxfam.

comment by Wessie Road (U10652)
posted 50 seconds ago
"Buying my wife dinner then taking her up the Gary Glitter with a large portion of love sausage, how about you?"

or

"Buying you dinner then taking you up the Gary Glitter with a large portion of love sausage, what time shall I book the table for?"
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To be fair, ACE, corporate culture has changed a bit since you last worked in it. HR would definitely want a word or two, and the words may well be ‘Clear your fvcking desk”

Unless he works for Oxfam.

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face like a plasterers radio. Welcome back ace.

comment by Oxtail (U18859)
posted 21 minutes ago
Ace you’re so mean!
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Fackin hell spot on though

So can I pump her then...preferably before Jerome

Dangerdog I will block you!

A new low for JA606.

So can I pump her then...preferably before Jerome
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You may have to be quick to get in before Jerome, but you've got a better chance with Mrs Oxtail than Oxtail has.

Ok I’m sorry I’ll go after Jerome and wait my turn

comment by dangerdog (U20986)
posted 1 minute ago
Ok I’m sorry I’ll go after Jerome and wait my turn
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Just go at the same time as Jerome. Oxtail can watch.

Ask her if she does ATM. If she says yes, then tell her she’s fully occupied tomorrow night.
If she says no, tell her to do one.