If he has no internet connection how can he send his apologies, auk, pigeon?

Watsap actually, Igor. I never claimed to be technical. One message and pffffttttt! he was gone.

Heb, I was believing your every word as usual, until you reached "constipated cows". I've walked through enough fields to know that there is no such thing as a constipated cow

He said the word was that the Co-op was going to close

Cat. I don't want to shatter any cosy allusions. But cows do become constipated. It is due to the work of my dedicated team that decent, ordinary working folk don't have to deal with this. We work in the shadows to keep you safe and free

PooTeam

There you go again! Implying that you know some "decent ordinary working people"!

Ah, well, yes indeed. But I did meet someone once who had a friend, who had met one. Good enough for me