i saw his individual match highlights on youtube and wasn't impressed

Think he's a good player and it's a good signing.

It’s like a yellow pages list under the heading ‘ muppet’

.....

It is like The Who’s who of dimwits. Titty and thickinthehead didn’t want to be left out.

Manc revisionism in overdrive. Anything that doesn't work out according to plan was just a wum.

comment by BigManVirgil (U22050)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Bruno Fernandes then. What do we reckon?

Here are his debut numbers.

78% Pass accuracy (69/88)
5/11 Accurate long passes
0/3 Accurate crosses
3/5 Shots on target
5/12 Ground duels won
2/5 Tackles won
26 Losses of possession
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Hafi's spotty cousin's arrived.

What were his expected goals?

comment by ttliv87 (U11882)
posted 31 minutes ago
Lmao knew this would trigger the Mancs. Their season hinging on this guy. Throwing him in at the deep end the second the wheels of his plane touch the tarmac. The desperation is pathetic. Moyes, Mourinho, Van Gaal weren't great by they still had that aura of a big club about them. Ole has made sure that has disappeared. Their demolition is complete.
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Desperate stuff. Buying someone and then playing him

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 15 minutes ago
It’s like a yellow pages list under the heading ‘ muppet’

.....

It is like The Who’s who of dimwits. Titty and thickinthehead didn’t want to be left out.
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You forgot klowntimus prime on your list....

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comment by ttliv87 (U11882)
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comment by The Post Nearly Man. Je suis européen. (U1270)
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comment by ttliv87 (U11882)
posted 31 minutes ago
Lmao knew this would trigger the Mancs. Their season hinging on this guy. Throwing him in at the deep end the second the wheels of his plane touch the tarmac. The desperation is pathetic. Moyes, Mourinho, Van Gaal weren't great by they still had that aura of a big club about them. Ole has made sure that has disappeared. Their demolition is complete.
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Desperate stuff. Buying someone and then playing him
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Yes very desperate to be playing him the day after he arrives. Competent managers like Pep or Klopp ease players like Robertson and Fabinho in who them end up becoming key consistent performers for their teams.
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Yes competent managers like klopp player absolute donkeys like Moreno instead of Robertson for quite a while, despite him being hull’s best player....and now the best left back in the world arguably.

He was playing Milner at left back wasn’t he?

comment by Ole-Dirty-Baz ta’rd (U19119)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 15 minutes ago
It’s like a yellow pages list under the heading ‘ muppet’

.....

It is like The Who’s who of dimwits. Titty and thickinthehead didn’t want to be left out.
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You forgot klowntimus prime on your list....
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He was mentioned in dispatched earlier.

comment by Ole-Dirty-Baz ta’rd (U19119)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by ttliv87 (U11882)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Je suis européen. (U1270)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by ttliv87 (U11882)
posted 31 minutes ago
Lmao knew this would trigger the Mancs. Their season hinging on this guy. Throwing him in at the deep end the second the wheels of his plane touch the tarmac. The desperation is pathetic. Moyes, Mourinho, Van Gaal weren't great by they still had that aura of a big club about them. Ole has made sure that has disappeared. Their demolition is complete.
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Desperate stuff. Buying someone and then playing him
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Yes very desperate to be playing him the day after he arrives. Competent managers like Pep or Klopp ease players like Robertson and Fabinho in who them end up becoming key consistent performers for their teams.
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Yes competent managers like klopp player absolute donkeys like Moreno instead of Robertson for quite a while, despite him being hull’s best player....and now the best left back in the world arguably.
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Robertson was eased in together with VVD.

Excellent planning and worked a treat, no?

comment by Ole-Dirty-Baz ta’rd (U19119)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 15 minutes ago
It’s like a yellow pages list under the heading ‘ muppet’

.....

It is like The Who’s who of dimwits. Titty and thickinthehead didn’t want to be left out.
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You forgot klowntimus prime on your list....
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Klowntimus? Bit of a stretch saan. Is this retribution for Ole-Deluded-Baztard? At least yours is an accurate description.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 hour, 43 minutes ago
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Liverpool fans saying ‘oh god, here he is’ without a hint of irony.

They’ve got a good team and so they’re infesting the site like a bunch of teenagers who have touched a girls breast for the first time.

Proper Liverpool fans must be so embarrassed.
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Not as embarrassed as your parents.
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Now there’s a comeback right out of the school playground.
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You ought stop hanging round school playgrounds then fella.
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I did when I left school.

Clearly you’ll be back in the playground on Monday.
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comment by 🏆🏆🏆Gini Mini Mane Mo (Babel’s Missing Chin) 🏆🏆🏆 (U22043)
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comment by Winston (U16525)
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Liverpool fans saying ‘oh god, here he is’ without a hint of irony.

They’ve got a good team and so they’re infesting the site like a bunch of teenagers who have touched a girls breast for the first time.

Proper Liverpool fans must be so embarrassed.
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Not as embarrassed as your parents.
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Now there’s a comeback right out of the school playground.
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You ought stop hanging round school playgrounds then fella.
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I did when I left school.

Clearly you’ll be back in the playground on Monday.
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Will you be the guy looking through the railings with one hand in your pocket and a very furrowed brow?
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Making the same joke twice - you’re not very good at this, are you?
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comment by Tiddles (U17634)
posted 4 minutes ago
Fair enough Baz

I did like how hard Fernandes worked off the ball. A couple more astute signings and your squad will look much better
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For his first game, I thought he did well. Looked composed and not a bad passer given our play was so static. Will get a lot better I think.
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I agree. Desperately needed a bit more movement up top today and he looked like he probably could have picked them out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95aAJu2fQTc

what i saw was a player who is obviously very comfortable on the ball and has a good shot. He will be involved in goals and assists but he is not the cm to break down well organised defences
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Hard to say with Martial offering so little ahead of him to be fair.
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Jim you are a facking imbecile
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comment by Winston (U16525)
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Liverpool fans saying ‘oh god, here he is’ without a hint of irony.

They’ve got a good team and so they’re infesting the site like a bunch of teenagers who have touched a girls breast for the first time.

Proper Liverpool fans must be so embarrassed.
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Not as embarrassed as your parents.
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Now there’s a comeback right out of the school playground.
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You ought stop hanging round school playgrounds then fella.
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I did when I left school.

Clearly you’ll be back in the playground on Monday.
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Will you be the guy looking through the railings with one hand in your pocket and a very furrowed brow?
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Making the same joke twice - you’re not very good at this, are you?
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It's his first joke, just laugh at it and he'll go away.
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Jim you are a facking imbecile
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This was before I arrived you muppet.
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comment by 🏆🏆🏆Gini Mini Mane Mo (Babel’s Missing Chin) 🏆🏆🏆 (U22043)
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comment by 🏆🏆🏆Gini Mini Mane Mo (Babel’s Missing Chin) 🏆🏆🏆 (U22043)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 3 minutes ago
Liverpool fans saying ‘oh god, here he is’ without a hint of irony.

They’ve got a good team and so they’re infesting the site like a bunch of teenagers who have touched a girls breast for the first time.

Proper Liverpool fans must be so embarrassed.
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Not as embarrassed as your parents.
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Now there’s a comeback right out of the school playground.
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You ought stop hanging round school playgrounds then fella.
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I did when I left school.

Clearly you’ll be back in the playground on Monday.
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Will you be the guy looking through the railings with one hand in your pocket and a very furrowed brow?
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Making the same joke twice - you’re not very good at this, are you?
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In answer to the first part of that sentence, I didn’t make a joke. And in answer to the second part of your sentence; I don’t really care what your misses tells you.
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comment by 🏆🏆🏆Gini Mini Mane Mo (Babel’s Missing Chin) 🏆🏆🏆 (U22043)
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comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 3 minutes ago
Liverpool fans saying ‘oh god, here he is’ without a hint of irony.

They’ve got a good team and so they’re infesting the site like a bunch of teenagers who have touched a girls breast for the first time.

Proper Liverpool fans must be so embarrassed.
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Not as embarrassed as your parents.
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Now there’s a comeback right out of the school playground.
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You ought stop hanging round school playgrounds then fella.
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I did when I left school.

Clearly you’ll be back in the playground on Monday.
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Will you be the guy looking through the railings with one hand in your pocket and a very furrowed brow?
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Making the same joke twice - you’re not very good at this, are you?
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It's his first joke, just laugh at it and he'll go away.
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Brave white knight to the rescue 😂
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Gini Mane having a shocker here.

It feels a bit cruel to mock him.
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comment by Keep It Greasy: Reigning English, European & World Champions (U1396)
posted 9 minutes ago
I wondered how this thread had reach 130+ comments

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Sounds like the kind of thing Rain Man would wonder about.
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WHAT
A
BITE

Chomped down, hard..

Solsjkaer saying the groundsman moved the goalposts half a yard to the right.. wtf

comment by Klopptimus Prime (U1282)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baz ta’rd (U19119)
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comment by ttliv87 (U11882)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Je suis européen. (U1270)
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comment by ttliv87 (U11882)
posted 31 minutes ago
Lmao knew this would trigger the Mancs. Their season hinging on this guy. Throwing him in at the deep end the second the wheels of his plane touch the tarmac. The desperation is pathetic. Moyes, Mourinho, Van Gaal weren't great by they still had that aura of a big club about them. Ole has made sure that has disappeared. Their demolition is complete.
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Desperate stuff. Buying someone and then playing him
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes very desperate to be playing him the day after he arrives. Competent managers like Pep or Klopp ease players like Robertson and Fabinho in who them end up becoming key consistent performers for their teams.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes competent managers like klopp player absolute donkeys like Moreno instead of Robertson for quite a while, despite him being hull’s best player....and now the best left back in the world arguably.
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Robertson was eased in together with VVD.

Excellent planning and worked a treat, no?
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You really think that? Wasn’t one bought two years after the other? Does klopp hold palantir sessions with sauron to see how his squad will develop....?

Come to think of it, that means....

You really think that? Wasn’t one bought two years after the other? Does klopp hold palantir sessions with sauron to see how his squad will develop....?
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Wrong again.

Robbo signed summer of 2017 and VVD joined the in the following winter. From Jan or Feb Klopp eased them in together. Its all about the chemistry.

Carefully laid plans.

Wrong again.

Robbo signed summer of 2017 and VVD joined the in the following winter. From Jan or Feb Klopp eased them in together. Its all about the chemistry.

......

What a bite.

comment by Redinthehead - FreeGaza - فلسطين (U1860)
posted 22 minutes ago
Chomped down, hard..

Solsjkaer saying the groundsman moved the goalposts half a yard to the right.. wtf


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Genuinely thought you were better than this.

comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 2 hours, 30 minutes ago
comment by Klopptimus Prime (U1282)
posted 2 minutes ago
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Jim you are a facking imbecile
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This was before I arrived you muppet.
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Bump.

Funny how the resident troll went quiet after another savage beating here.

It wasn't a good debut but I don't blame him. Starting him in this tough game a day after he arrived was mad. He barely knows his team mates. Ole is clueless and will never make him or any other players better.

If he is really that good, Barcelona who are desperate at the moment for a player like him, would have got him and for less money.

Time will tell but he won't enjoy playing against Burnley or any of the physical teams.

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 9 hours, 7 minutes ago

He’s a good player. The press over here made a song and dance about him when he signed for Utd but he’s very renowned for going missing in big games.
He controlled most games for Sporting but up against the likes of Benfica Porto, even Braga he goes missing.
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That means he can only control games against promoted teams and a couple more. I would say, PL teams from 11th to 15th or 16th are on same level with Braga, 7th to 10th level with Benfica and Porto.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 8 hours, 47 minutes ago

Not that the OP cares in the slightest bit his comments suggest he didn’t watch the game.

I thought Bruno had a good game considering Pereira, Mattial and Matic around him.
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And you watched the game? Matic was suspended and didn't play. Who's Mattial? Mata or Martial or both?

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Ooh, I thought I'd have the 200th to say the OP is an idiot. Didn't want to waste it