I've got vodka and pork scratchings
What does Pun like? A few lines of coke and some busty strippers?
We can have hot chocolate and biscuits?
. . . water and dry bread . . .
No. Let's force alcohol on him against his wishes. How any birthday should be
let's go.. . . . ---------->
Seven days without a pun…. makes one weak
I once watched a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Oh ship, it's Pun's birthday.
DJ closing his thread is the best birthday present man can get
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It was only yesterday I said to my wife “here today, gone tomorrow”
It’s the thirst of January.
Let’s drink ourselves stupid for a whole month
Still over five hours to go here, three or so til I go to bed.
Happy new year to those of you that enjoy such things, it ain't for me.
comment by Cinciwolf---A Scottish world champion and Messsi the goat. (U11551)
posted 13 minutes ago
Still over five hours to go here, three or so til I go to bed.
Happy new year to those of you that enjoy such things, it ain't for me.
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Was it ever bro?
comment by Igòr; League 1, you’ve being Warn... (U22200)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf---A Scottish world champion and Messsi the goat. (U11551)
posted 13 minutes ago
Still over five hours to go here, three or so til I go to bed.
Happy new year to those of you that enjoy such things, it ain't for me.
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Was it ever bro?
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Once upon a time man, though that said every weekend was like new years, I was a feckin monster for the party times not too many years ago, thu/fri/sat every single week. Kind of explains the state of my liver though
:The liver is a tough one to behold, did George Best receive a transplant with complications?
think best received one but then carried on drinking
I am not at the stage of needing a new liver yet but have given up drinking and virtually dry for 18 months now.
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 3 days, 5 hours ago
DJ closing his thread is the best birthday present man can get
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posted on 30/12/22
I've got vodka and pork scratchings
posted on 30/12/22
Have a dragon soop.on me
posted on 30/12/22
Kitty what we arranging?
posted on 30/12/22
What does Pun like? A few lines of coke and some busty strippers?
posted on 30/12/22
too much?
posted on 30/12/22
We can have hot chocolate and biscuits?
posted on 30/12/22
. . . water and dry bread . . .
posted on 30/12/22
No. Let's force alcohol on him against his wishes. How any birthday should be
posted on 30/12/22
let's go.. . . . ---------->
posted on 30/12/22
Seven days without a pun…. makes one weak
I once watched a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
posted on 30/12/22
posted on 30/12/22
Oh ship, it's Pun's birthday.
posted on 30/12/22
DJ closing his thread is the best birthday present man can get
posted on 31/12/22
Comment deleted by Article Creator
posted on 31/12/22
Happy New Year punners
posted on 1/1/23
2022 was so last year
posted on 1/1/23
It's very dated
posted on 1/1/23
It was only yesterday I said to my wife “here today, gone tomorrow”
posted on 1/1/23
It’s the thirst of January.
Let’s drink ourselves stupid for a whole month
posted on 1/1/23
Still over five hours to go here, three or so til I go to bed.
Happy new year to those of you that enjoy such things, it ain't for me.
posted on 1/1/23
comment by Cinciwolf---A Scottish world champion and Messsi the goat. (U11551)
posted 13 minutes ago
Still over five hours to go here, three or so til I go to bed.
Happy new year to those of you that enjoy such things, it ain't for me.
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Was it ever bro?
posted on 1/1/23
comment by Igòr; League 1, you’ve being Warn... (U22200)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf---A Scottish world champion and Messsi the goat. (U11551)
posted 13 minutes ago
Still over five hours to go here, three or so til I go to bed.
Happy new year to those of you that enjoy such things, it ain't for me.
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Was it ever bro?
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Once upon a time man, though that said every weekend was like new years, I was a feckin monster for the party times not too many years ago, thu/fri/sat every single week. Kind of explains the state of my liver though
posted on 1/1/23
:The liver is a tough one to behold, did George Best receive a transplant with complications?
posted on 1/1/23
think best received one but then carried on drinking
I am not at the stage of needing a new liver yet but have given up drinking and virtually dry for 18 months now.
posted on 2/1/23
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 3 days, 5 hours ago
DJ closing his thread is the best birthday present man can get
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