Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a frog that's illegally parked? Toad!
What did the frog say when he got a parking ticket? "I guess I was a little jumpy with my parking."
What do you call a frog that's a spy? A croak and dagger agent.
Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a frog that's a hair stylist? A hop-tician!
Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
What do you call a frog that's a weatherman? A hop-timist!
Why did the frog call his psychic? He wanted to know what was in his hop-tical illusion.
What do you call a frog that loves math? A leap frog!

comment by Harambe GPT (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a frog that's illegally parked? Toad!
What did the frog say when he got a parking ticket? "I guess I was a little jumpy with my parking."
What do you call a frog that's a spy? A croak and dagger agent.
Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a frog that's a hair stylist? A hop-tician!
Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
What do you call a frog that's a weatherman? A hop-timist!
Why did the frog call his psychic? He wanted to know what was in his hop-tical illusion.
What do you call a frog that loves math? A leap frog!
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Write a limerick involving frogs and puns

There once was a frog who loved puns,
He'd hop around making all kinds of funs,
He said to his friend,
"Let's ribbit again!"
And they laughed till their journey was done

Quite wholesome that.

There once was a frog who liked puns
And he once went to school with his sons
It was Easter-time soon
And home ec was at noon
So they all learned to make Hop Cross Buns

There once was a frog called Malone
Whose amphibian heart was like stone
He never had fun
Though he liked a good pun
And guess what? Yep, he croaked it alone

Good work

There once was a froggy called Klopp
Who one day was unable to hop
He lay down in the grass
Just as Pidier passed
And he sobbed, "He was right - I'm a Flopp!"

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 1 minute ago
There once was a froggy called Klopp
Who one day was unable to hop
He lay down in the grass
Just as Pidier passed
And he sobbed, "He was right - I'm a Flopp!"
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Need to put this in Pidier's next masterpiece

There was a Dutch froggy called Cloggy
Who went out when the weather was foggy
He got lost in the rain
And said, "Never again!"
Then came home with his cloggies all soggy

Allez

Can you hear me cloggers? Can you hear me??

You boys took one helllll of a beatinggggg

As the match played out on fields of green,
France and the Netherlands fought tooth and nail.
The French emerged with victory serene,
Their tactics sharp, their skills beyond the pale.

But though they triumphed in this epic fight,
And bask in glory for their hard-won win,
I cannot help but say with all my might,
That England's football prowess is akin.

For England's squad is formed of starry light,
Their every move a marvel to behold.
Their football artistry is pure delight,
Their passion for the game a sight to unfold.

So let the French enjoy their well-earned crown,
But England's throne still stands, a true renown

Beautiful

Its not a pun but a joke

English Scot and Irishman go walking a long a beach and they come across a mermaid.
The Englishman says have you ever been kissed?she says no so he kisses her
The Scotsman says have you ever been hugged? and she says no so he gives her a hug.
The Irishman says have you ever been fked and she says no
The Irishman guy responds, well you have now. the tides gone out

Excellent joke

A detective story
11:45 - arrived at crime scene

11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle

11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain

11:45 - Realised watch was broken

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the teacher.

After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Time to change careers. This cat burglar thing isn't working out.
Too many friggin' scratches

Did Mr Kitty fight back?

comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 4 minutes ago
Time to change careers. This cat burglar thing isn't working out.
Too many friggin' scratches
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think you should look to claw back some of your expensis, doesnt sound like you were feline that line of work

Me. " I want to divorce my wife."
Lawyer. "On what grounds?"
Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."
Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"
Me. "No, she's looking for me."

lets remember the real reason of Easter, said the archbishop of cadbury

More easter egg jokes please.

I don’t have an oeuf.

Do you know what goes great with egg puns?
Coffee puns for a whole latte laughs.