What else would the moon wear but pyjamas?
A drop or two of Chanel no.5?
How does the man in moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 2 minutes ago
How does the man in moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
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LOOOL!!
If you go to a pub wearing a tennis outfit... you'll get served straight away
Graphene is produced from a single layer of carbon atoms making it the thinnest material ever made.
Until today when I bought slices of bacon from Iceland.
You need to cut down on your Björk life, mate
Don't be hogging the high life
Two dragons at the bar. One says "It's hot in here..."
Other one says, "Shut your mouth!"
Problem with fairytales is they dragon and on
Whut did the wolf say to his toast?
All the butter to eat u with
Should milk this for all its worth
I went to read Labour's manifesto earlier, problem is it's in Arabic.
I miss my old zoology teacher: Mrs. Turtle.
Unusual name for a teacher, but she tortoise well.
I went to buy new shoes and the salesman tried to sell me a pair that weren't leather. But I just wouldn't
be suede.
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posted on 19/2/24
Is the moon a circle
posted on 19/2/24
More like a banana
posted on 19/2/24
In pyjamas?
posted on 19/2/24
What else would the moon wear but pyjamas?
posted on 19/2/24
A drop or two of Chanel no.5?
posted on 19/2/24
Eau de Luna
posted on 19/2/24
How does the man in moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
posted on 19/2/24
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 2 minutes ago
How does the man in moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
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LOOOL!!
posted on 19/2/24
If you go to a pub wearing a tennis outfit... you'll get served straight away
posted on 23/2/24
Graphene is produced from a single layer of carbon atoms making it the thinnest material ever made.
Until today when I bought slices of bacon from Iceland.
posted on 23/2/24
Oh yes
posted on 23/2/24
You need to cut down on your Björk life, mate
posted on 23/2/24
Get some exercise
posted on 23/2/24
PORKLIFE
posted on 24/2/24
Don't be hogging the high life
posted on 26/2/24
Two dragons at the bar. One says "It's hot in here..."
Other one says, "Shut your mouth!"
posted on 26/2/24
Problem with fairytales is they dragon and on
posted on 26/2/24
Whut did the wolf say to his toast?
All the butter to eat u with
posted on 26/2/24
Legendairy
posted on 26/2/24
Udderly amoosing
posted on 26/2/24
Should milk this for all its worth
posted on 26/2/24
That wud b cheazy
posted on 29/2/24
I went to read Labour's manifesto earlier, problem is it's in Arabic.
posted on 29/2/24
I miss my old zoology teacher: Mrs. Turtle.
Unusual name for a teacher, but she tortoise well.
posted on 1/3/24
I went to buy new shoes and the salesman tried to sell me a pair that weren't leather. But I just wouldn't
be suede.
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